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LDS Jock (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 10:53 AM Original message |
Attention straight DU men (if there are any): I need your help |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 10:55 AM Response to Original message |
1. I'm already checking out DS1's package |
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Misunderestimator (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 10:56 AM Response to Reply #1 |
2. Yeah, so am I... oh wait... |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 11:19 AM Response to Reply #2 |
17. Don't worry, I've just turned gay so I can feel up |
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LDS Jock (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 10:59 AM Response to Reply #1 |
6. well, I'm glad we got one new recruit |
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derby378 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 10:58 AM Response to Original message |
3. Sorry - you're on your own |
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trumad (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 10:59 AM Response to Reply #3 |
5. So does that mean that I now have to be on the bottom? |
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LDS Jock (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 11:01 AM Response to Reply #5 |
8. not necessarily |
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LeftPeopleFinishFirst (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 10:59 AM Response to Original message |
4. Oh, and going along with this.. |
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Bronco69 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 11:00 AM Response to Original message |
7. "you become much more desirable to women" |
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LDS Jock (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 11:02 AM Response to Reply #7 |
9. not a problem |
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Anarcho-Socialist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 11:02 AM Response to Original message |
10. Do you have an informational pamphlet I can peruse? |
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LDS Jock (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 11:05 AM Response to Reply #10 |
11. nothing in print, but check out |
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Solly Mack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 11:08 AM Response to Original message |
12. You didn't mention the appliance give-away. |
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LDS Jock (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 11:09 AM Response to Reply #12 |
13. I don't think we are supposed to tell recruits about it |
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Anarcho-Socialist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 11:15 AM Response to Reply #13 |
15. Would it be exchangeable for the toaster? n/t |
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LDS Jock (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 11:32 AM Response to Reply #15 |
22. yes, through wal-mart |
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Tandalayo_Scheisskopf (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 11:13 AM Response to Original message |
14. If I take you up on this... |
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LDS Jock (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 11:17 AM Response to Reply #14 |
16. for five at the same time |
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Fleshdancer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 11:19 AM Response to Original message |
18. Is there a super secret handshake and a decoder ring??? |
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LDS Jock (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 11:25 AM Response to Reply #18 |
19. no ring, but there is a handshake.. check this out |
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Fleshdancer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 11:37 AM Response to Reply #19 |
29. woohoo!!! |
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LDS Jock (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 11:42 AM Response to Reply #29 |
32. I'm not sure.. I've never recruited a new lesbian before |
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Fleshdancer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 11:49 AM Response to Reply #32 |
40. can I be a Sex and the City kind of lesbian??? |
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LDS Jock (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 11:50 AM Response to Reply #40 |
43. lol.. sure you can.. and yes it is hot down here |
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Fleshdancer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 11:53 AM Response to Reply #43 |
46. That's right! I forgot that she's out now.... |
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LDS Jock (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 11:58 AM Response to Reply #46 |
47. lol.. you are welcome |
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LDS Jock (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 11:46 AM Response to Reply #29 |
37. oh yes.. and |
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Fleshdancer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 11:50 AM Response to Reply #37 |
42. I'll go out and buy the CD right now |
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LDS Jock (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 11:51 AM Response to Reply #42 |
44. There is a dial-a-dyke assistance line number |
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Ediacara (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 12:08 PM Response to Reply #19 |
48. That's insane! |
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DeaconBlues (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 11:25 AM Response to Original message |
20. I think its a lost cause trying to find straight guys here on DU |
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LDS Jock (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 11:30 AM Response to Reply #20 |
21. interesting theory |
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DeaconBlues (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 11:32 AM Response to Reply #21 |
24. Logic has never been his strong point n/t |
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Padraig18 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 11:32 AM Response to Original message |
23. Step one: Repeat after me--- "Faaaaaaaaaaabulous!" |
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LDS Jock (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 11:33 AM Response to Reply #23 |
25. yes you are sweetie.. did you check out the handshake? |
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Padraig18 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 11:35 AM Response to Reply #25 |
26. That' was hilarious! |
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LDS Jock (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 11:36 AM Response to Reply #26 |
27. I'm doing fine.. I'd like to play tennis today, but |
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Padraig18 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 11:41 AM Response to Reply #27 |
31. Hehe. |
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LDS Jock (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 11:43 AM Response to Reply #31 |
33. hey Paddy.. what does a newly recruited lesbian need |
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Padraig18 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 11:45 AM Response to Reply #33 |
35. Let me call m sister, and ask. |
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jonnyblitz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 11:37 AM Response to Original message |
28. ""if there are any".. |
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LDS Jock (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 11:38 AM Response to Reply #28 |
30. well, you know |
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jonnyblitz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 11:45 AM Response to Reply #30 |
36. ha... |
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LDS Jock (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 11:48 AM Response to Reply #36 |
39. I'm good |
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LDS Jock (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 11:44 AM Response to Reply #28 |
34. hey, I need help |
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jonnyblitz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 11:50 AM Response to Reply #34 |
41. scott. |
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LDS Jock (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 11:52 AM Response to Reply #41 |
45. really? |
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Redstone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 11:47 AM Response to Original message |
38. I'd like to help you out, but |
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