I hit my wife today

[trumad]

with the news that I am one handsome dude.

[New Earth]

1. you are so bad!!!!

you love posting flamebait subject lines, don't you!!! heheheheheh

[jdots]

2. man that is abusive.

i asked my wife if she would love me when I am old and ugly and drool alot,she said " I do " badda bong !

[matcom]

3. if your handome

i hope she leaves you

[trumad]

6. LOL

Thanks

[shawcomm]

4. Hit her again trumad, and this time put some stank on it.

Tell her you're just gorgeous and amazing. (I'm assuming you are.) :evilgrin:

[LostInAnomie]

5. I was about to say...

... "Are you in training to become a Republican?"

[chieftain]

7. Was she surprised to find this out ?

[Heyo]

8. That's funny..

... I batter my girlfriend continuously with that same news.

:dunce:

Heyo

[coreystone]

9. Just Trying To Be Helpful!

:-) Remember!! This is the "Lounge", and, we don't take anything serious here! :-)

Narcissistic Personality Disorder

The Disease Perspective

The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, Fourth Edition (American Psychiatric Association, 1994, pg. 661) describes Narcissistic Personality Disorder as a pervasive pattern of grandiosity (in fantasy or behavior), need for admiration, and lack of empathy, beginning by early adulthood and present in a variety of contexts, as indicated by five (or more) of the following:

* has a grandiose sense of self-importance (e.g., exaggerates achievements and talents, expects to be recognized as superior without commensurate achievements);

* is preoccupied with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love;

* believes that he or she is "special" and unique and can only be understood by, or should associate with, other special or high-status people (or institutions);

* requires excessive admiration;

* has a sense of entitlement, i.e., unreasonable expectations of especially favorable treatment or automatic compliance with his or her expectations;

* is interpersonally exploitive, i.e., takes advantage of others to achieve his or her own ends;

* lacks empathy: is unwilling to recognize or identify with the feelings and needs of others;

* is often envious of others or believes that others are envious of him or her;

* shows arrogant, haughty behaviors or attitudes.


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[Borgnine]

10. I was trying to come up with a copycat thread...

...that said "I raped my wife today," but that's a rather tough one to twist around, and I'd probably get my asses tossed out of here.

[Spinzonner]

11. How many do you have ?

[Borgnine]

12. Well, to cover up my typo...

...I'll say three.