wtmusic
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Sat Mar-05-05 12:20 PM
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Who here can prove they don't have nukes? |
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Out with it. I'm talkina YOU! I want FULL disclosure of any outlawed weapons you might have had, and I want it NOW!
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Heyo
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Sat Mar-05-05 12:21 PM
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... I haven't used one.
If I had them, I'd certainly have used one by now. The proof is in the puddin'
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wtmusic
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Sat Mar-05-05 12:23 PM
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2. On any particular target |
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or out in the desert, like a grown-up M-80-in-the-coffee-can kind of thing?
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Sat Mar-05-05 03:30 PM
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Sat Mar-05-05 12:25 PM
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3. well i just ate some chili for breakfast |
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this could be developing a weapon of mass destruction.
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Solly Mack
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Sat Mar-05-05 12:28 PM
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4. "The absence of evidence is not evidence of absence." |
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-on Iraq's weapons of mass destruction - Rumsfeld
"Reports that say that something hasn't happened are always interesting to me, because as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns -- the ones we don't know we don't know."
I trust this settles the matter. :)
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wtmusic
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Sat Mar-05-05 02:19 PM
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8. How did we ever end up with |
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Edited on Sat Mar-05-05 02:20 PM by wtmusic
Yogi Berra for a Secretary of Defense?
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Sat Mar-05-05 12:30 PM
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5. OK! OK ! I have nukes ! But it's only to kill those damn mosquitoes. |
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Edited on Sat Mar-05-05 12:31 PM by jeff30997
:nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke:
Hey! What's wrong with the smileys?
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Sat Mar-05-05 01:36 PM
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6. Does Navy Bean Soup in my freezer count as a WMD? |
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Edited on Sat Mar-05-05 01:36 PM by mcscajun
Or do I have to ingest it first to unleash its deadly potential? :)
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wtmusic
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Sat Mar-05-05 02:18 PM
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7. In the weapons biz we call that a 'precursor' |
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and your freezer would be known as a 'hypothermic weapons storage facility'. You are now on the list... :D
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Sat Mar-05-05 03:12 PM
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9. A "hypothermic weapons storage facility' -- check. |
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I'll be awaiting the inspectors.
Tell them to bring their own spoons. :P
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Richard Steele
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Sat Mar-05-05 03:16 PM
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10. I just had a bowl of spicy 'RedBeans-n-Rice' |
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So you might wanna add me to the list.
Are you gonna make a speech and refer to us as the 'Asses of Evil'?
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Sat Mar-05-05 04:05 PM
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12. maybe I do have nukes |
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so maybe you should just smile and back away slowly. I seem to have at least as many WMDs as Iraq anyway.
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Sat Mar-05-05 04:13 PM
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13. I have a shuriken and a switchblade |
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Perfectly legal as long as I don't carry them out of the house.
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Sat Mar-05-05 04:13 PM
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14. Check my bank account and salary |
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I can't afford to buy a bb gun, much less a nuke.
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