Some Late Night Humor

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> Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in
> pain on the ground?
> A. Shoot him again.
>
> Q. How can you tell when a man is well-hung?
> A. When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and
> the noose.
>
> Q. What do you call the useless piece of skin on the end of a man's
> penis?
> A. His body.
>
> Q. Why do little boys whine?
> A. Because they're practicing to be men.
>
> Q. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
> A. One - he just holds it up there and waits for the world to
revolve
> around him.
> OR
> A. Three - one to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag
> about the screwing part.
>
> Q. What do you call a handcuffed man?
> A. Trustworthy.
>
> Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath
and
> calling your name?
> A. You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
>
> Q. Why do doctors slap babies butts right after they're born?
> A. To knock the penises off the smart ones.
>
> Q. Why do men name their penises?
> A. Because they don't like the idea of having a stranger make 90% of
> their decisions.
>
> Q. Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg?
> A. Because not one will stop and ask directions.
>
> Q. Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
> A. To stop the snoring before it starts.
>
> Q: What's the best way to kill a man?
> A: Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him
to
> pick only one.
>
> Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common?
> A: They either cling, run or don't fit right in the crotch!
>
> Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
> A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
>
> Q: What is the difference between men and women...
> A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants
every
> woman to satisfy his one need.
>
> Q: How does a man keep his youth?
> A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.
>
> Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
> A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"
>
> :evilgrin:

[Syrinx]

1. this doesn't bother me in the least, but...

Can you imagine the reaction if it was about women instead of men?

[Fight_n_back]

2. Yeah,men suck

Too bad we own everything!

HAH!