Ask me anything and I will respond with nonsensical rubbish.

[name not needed]

[JohnKleeb]

1. Did you enjoy the Chicken Lo Mein you ordered?

[name not needed]

4. The chickens are not here to play card games

[JohnKleeb]

7. I am glad you remembered my number, have you on my phonelist now

[datasuspect]

2. how do you respond to the idea

"the bigger the headache the bigger the pill?"

[name not needed]

9. Yes, but no.

[RevolutionaryActs]

3. drunk good is that I'm becuse.

:crazy:

[name not needed]

8. Very well, the ceiling smells of Indian food.

[HeyManThatsCool]

5. my list of ?s

What song do you sing in the shower?

Could you live without cereal forever?


Whats your favorite candy?


Have you ever been caught playing a rockin air guitar solo?

[name not needed]

10. Sometimes you have to think outside the box,

but you also have to think inside the box sometimes.

[HeyManThatsCool]

12. What color is the box? Tell us about it

Does the box hurt you?

[name not needed]

14. The box does not exist in this universe.

However, somewhere in a parallel universe, the box is collating

[RetroLounge]

6. and this is different how?

RL

[name not needed]

11. Let not the fry cook be your spiritual guide.

[RetroLounge]

But I was sitting there first.

RL

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

Do you love Kleeb?

[name not needed]

15. This is no way to live the life of a Norweigan porn star.

[JohnKleeb]

17. apparently you never met my cousin, the norweigan porn star

[name not needed]

20. these words do not exist

[JohnKleeb]

25. Fine no Norweigan Opare for you

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

28. Ouch

sounds like no sex for you, tonight!

kleeb's laying the smack down

[name not needed]

30. I wish to emulate a serf from the Dark Ages

[JohnKleeb]

31. I told you I can be a bitch if I wanted to

[name not needed]

34. Jaco Pastorius was my father.

[JohnKleeb]

35. Was he?

[name not needed]

36. The Rickenbacker 4003 is the finest autogyro available in Siam.

[JohnKleeb]

39. I need to get me a Siam Sammich

[name not needed]

41. Siam has been devaporized.

[JohnKleeb]

42. What about Thailand?

[name not needed]

43. Thailand is now known as Alabama.

[JohnKleeb]

44. Nooooooooooooooooooooo

:cry:

[swag]

13. Thank you for the opportunity

Thank you. Senate Democratic leaders have painted a very bleak picture of the U.S. economy. Harry Reid was talking about soup lines. And Hillary Clinton was talking about the economy being on the verge of collapse. Yet in the same breath they say that Social Security is rock solid and there's no crisis there. How are you going to work -- you've said you are going to reach out to these people -- how are you going to work with people who seem to have divorced themselves from reality?

[name not needed]

16. There is no answer.

But then again, there is no question.

[HeyManThatsCool]

18. What is the meaning of life?

[name not needed]

19. I am not the walrus. merely his publicist.

[name not needed]

29. .

[JohnKleeb]

21. Do you smoke two joints in the morning and two at night

cuz it makes you feel all right?

[name not needed]

23. Canada exists as a visual representation of a phantasmagoric phenomenon.

[JohnKleeb]

26. That was deep man :)

[name not needed]

27. Edgar Allen Poe was not who he said he was

He was actually Buddy Holly's 3rd cousin

[JohnKleeb]

32. But wasn't Buddy Holly, Hitler's cousin by marriage?

[HeyManThatsCool]

22. IS the hokey pokey what its ALL about?

[name not needed]

24. there is no hokey, nor is there pokey

[progmom]

33. When a tree falls in the forrest...

Do the other trees hold a memorial service for it?

[name not needed]

37. Trees are an illusion.

[progmom]

38.

:scared:

[name not needed]

40. ""

[FizzFuzz]

45. When a tree falls in the forest,

does it post on Born Again Fundagelical masturbation-is-a-sin discusion boards?

:evilgrin:

[progmom]

46. That is a very very strange question.

Do trees have computers?

[FizzFuzz]

47. heyyy, work with me here! worrrrk with me!

just willingly suspend reality and stop using logic to mess up my joke! ;)