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muchacho Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-17-03 01:10 PM
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Masturbation protects against prostate cancer
Edited on Thu Jul-17-03 01:11 PM by muchacho
Sure you'll go blind...but no prostate cancer!!!

If only Frank had spanked it.....
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LONDON - A new study suggests frequent masturbation by men in their 20s provides protection against prostate cancer later in life.

Scientists in Australia determined that men in their 20s who ejaculated more than five times a week were a third less likely to develop aggressive prostate cancer later in life.

The study suggests ejaculation by means of masturbation provides better protection than ejaculation in sexual intercourse because men can pick up infections from intercourse that actually increase the risk of getting prostate cancer.

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http://www.cbc.ca/stories/2003/07/17/masturbate030717
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oneighty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-17-03 01:13 PM
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1. Run! Run!
NSMA is gonna git you!

Run, Run!

180
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northzax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-17-03 01:15 PM
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2. not really new news, this
doctors have suspected for years that regular ejaculation is linked to a reduction in prostae problems.
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kanrok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-17-03 01:19 PM
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3. Hmmmm...
Ironically, prostate cancer prevents masturbation.
:wow:
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-17-03 01:20 PM
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4. NOTHINGSHOCKSMEANYMORE IS GOING TO SH** BRICKS
IF SHE SEES THIS POSTED AGAIN, I KID YOU NOT. :O
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muchacho Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-17-03 01:26 PM
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8. ponderous
>>NOTHINGSHOCKSMEANYMORE IS GOING TO SH** BRICKS

Will the shitting of bricks lower the risk of colon cancer?

I'll ask Katie Couric.
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slutticus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-17-03 01:23 PM
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5. So does that mean...
...that i'm never going to get cancer?
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-17-03 01:25 PM
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6. On behalf of nothingshocksmeanymore...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

:argh: :argh: :argh:
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AnnabelLee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-17-03 01:25 PM
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7. Locking--Dupe
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