What do you want God to say to you when you first arrive in heaven?

[pres2032]

First, let's just ignore all religious leaders and assume EVERYONE has the ability to go to heaven, regardless of race, gender, sexual orientation, or religious belief and the only ones in Hell, if any, are the Hitlers, Stalins, and Caligulas of history.

So, what would you like to hear from God when first arriving in Heaven? I'd like to hear,

"Welcome home! You did good, son. If you want, Lincoln, FDR, and TR are down the hall to the right and they LOVE to talk with people!"

[Dookus]

1. You're just in time....

The Ella Fitzgerald concert starts in five minutes.... we saved you a seat down front.

[BlueJazz]

2. "BlueJazz...I see that you're an Atheist and a Democrat.....

...which means you have some sense about you...Go right in...

[dalloway]

3. "you were right--good does win over evil empires in the long run." n/t

[CanuckAmok]

4. I hope you brought some dip....the Ruffles room is down the hall...

Yeah, heavenly Ruffles!

[ghostsofgiants]

5. "Here's that $20 I owe you."

I won the bet fair and square and Mister Omniscient decides to welsh.

[steve2470]

6. "Way to go, son. You really did survive all that crap I had you go through

Now, go have a good time forever !!!"

That would be too cool.

[Lautremont]

7. "Finally!" (nt)

[Arkana]

8. "Here are the keys to the Presidential Suite, sir."

[terrya]

9. "You remember your friend, Scott, don't you?"

"He's here...and I know you've missed him for a long time. You can get re-acquainted".

[Spider Jerusalem]

10. "You know that business about the virgins?"

"It was a lie. There are 72 extremely experienced sluts waiting for you. No fun if they don't know what they're doing, right? Oh, and Bird and Diz are playing tonight. Thought you'd want to know. Bird's really cleaned up since he got here, too. And the library is over that way."

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

11. not a word, but maybe a smile....

and a low chuckle, like I see and hear from time to time. Heaven is a beautiful place, and one can visit right here and right now.

[rug]

12. my namr

[Redstone]

13. The bar's right over there

and the Rolling Rock is cold. By the way, we just leveled the pool table.

Redstone

[CubsFan1982]

14. "No, there is no 700 Club here."

"Oh, and Mark Twain and Shakespeare want you to take a look at their new works when you get a chance." :D