Dissin' Micro$oft bigtime (picture)

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

[burrowowl]

1. Not bad

not bad! LOL

[AmyDeLune]

2. Bwah!!! :)

Love it!!!

[DenverDem]

3. microcrap set personal computing back decades.

I don't care how much money bill gates gives away, it's a fraction of what he stole through predatory business practices and corporate intellectual property theft.

[Jack Rabbit]

4. The was once a helicopter pilot who could find his way to any airport

. . . as long as he knew where he was.

One day, he was flying a friend around and got lost. Noticing that he was low on fuel, he decided he need to land, but where? Hovering in front of an office building, he held up a sign to the office workers who were naturally curious about a helicopter hovering in front of them.

"Where am I?" read the sign.

The office workers huddled together for a moment before one of them scribbled some words on paper with a felt marker and held it up to the window.

"You are in a helicopter," it said.

Without any hesitation, the pilot swung around, headed to the north east and landed at the nearest airport.

"Where are we?" asked the pilot's companion.

"We're at Seattle-Tacoma airport," said the pilot.

"How did you figure out how to get here?"

"Well, of course, I knew how to get here as long as I knew where we were."

"So where were we?"

"We were hovering in front of the Microsoft building."

"How did you know that?"

"Because when I asked them a question, they gave me an answer that was technically correct but of no practical value."