HAHAHHAAHAHA! yvr girl thinks she can out drink ME!!

[matcom]

:D

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x2773868#2773965

any DUers who know me better care to set her straight? :D

:beer:

[yvr girl]

1. HA! You're all talk.

You're just afraid of being bested by a girl!

[matcom]

2. i BLEED scotch!

BLEEEEEEEEEDDDDD IT! :D

[yvr girl]

7. Did I mention the German relatives who gave me homemade hooch

for breakfast when I was 7.

I've been in training for years.

[DS1]

11. Remember that scene in Blade II where the Vampires

that have been training for years and years to kill Blade are introduced to him because they suddenly have to team up, and Wesley Snipes slaps the shit out of Ron Perlman?

You ->

Matcom ->

You're about to get your ass KICKED!

[yvr girl]

12. If you think I'd remember Blade II or Blade I for that matter

You clearly don't know me at all.

I AM NOT AFRAID.

[matcom]

18. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

she has NO idea! :D

[yvr girl]

19. Whatever

Did I mention that my great-grandfather was a bootlegger? Truth.

[Midlodemocrat]

3. I don't know about that, yvr girl

Matcom and his penchant for imbibing is the stuff legends are made of. I would be very careful and have an ambulance standing by.

[LynneSin]

4. Hell I know I could outdrink you - Remember DC

I won't punish our viewers with your condition that weekend!!

[achtung_circus]

5. Well, you're ok and all

but yvr girl scares me. Find someone else.

[yvr girl]

10. Scares you

How could that be?

[achtung_circus]

13. You're going with short sleep

and probably not enough to eat. The combination can, um, be disturbing.

[yvr girl]

14. I've slept

it's all good.

[achtung_circus]

15. Well, you would know.

BTW, I rarely post on a weekday, but I'm off sick. Is the Lounge always like this during the day? Don't people have jobs? They're playing cards, throwing food... I'm shocked.

[yvr girl]

17. This is kind of a tame day

Feel better.

[DS1]

6. Dude, don't kill her, okay?

:scared: :beer:

[ScreamingMeemie]

8. MrG could drink you both under the table...and perhaps even under

the floorboards. :P

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

9. As a reformed drunk and former barroom bouncer...

I offer my expert and objective services to any formalized competition in this matter.

Of course, said competition must be supplied with oxygen, ingestible activated charcoal and a kidney dialysis machine. Transportation and lodging must be supplied.

PM me for details. :D

[kick-ass-bob]

16. Hell, I DON'T know you and still

know that is utterly absurd!!

:P

[Magrittes Pipe]

20. She's Canadian, and you're a wuss.

She'll still be able to drive you to the hospital after you choke on your own vomit.

[matcom]

21. heh "Canadian"

we vacation with Canadians every year in Mexico and i ALWAYS drink our Canadian buddy under the table!

you ain't seen Tequilla FLOW until you have been with ME at the swim-up bar!

the water is always warmer there too! :D

[Magrittes Pipe]

23. That's because he's diabetic.

That's not fair.

And not very nice, either. x(

[matcom]

25. a diabetic

with prostate cancer
high blood pressure
a club foot
the flu
shingles
gout
& excessive nasal hair

kicked his fucking ASS i tell ya

[yvr girl]

24. My dad bought me a 'CocoLoco'

at the swim-up bar in Puerto Vallarta when I was 15.

I bet your buddy was from back east. We're hard-core out here on the west coast.

[rbnyc]

22. I once tried to out-drink matcom.

That was one of the craziest nights of my entire life!

I say go for it!

:toast:

[RevolutionaryActs]

26. yvr girl? Did you ever find "it"?

:shrug:

[yvr girl]

27. No. I had so many offers to help too.

But I don't think they were looking for the same thing.

[matcom]

28. kick

:kick: :beer:

[RetroLounge]

29. You're both Amateurs...

I met my quota before I was 30 and had my barstool retired...

..in multiple states.

RL

[yvr girl]

30. .

[Aristus]

31. M1A1 tankers can outdrink ANYBODY!

I know; I've done it. Drink up, matcom! :toast::beer::toast::beer::toast: