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Mon Mar-07-05 12:57 PM
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OK U lounge lizards, I ran 3 miles this morning. What did U do? |
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What are U doing to keep the DU lot healthy??
And yes its Mon. morning, but I'm a nurse and worked yesterday (Sun.). (Felt like sleeping in.)
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Mon Mar-07-05 12:57 PM
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1. recorded from 16 neurons simultaneously. |
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Mon Mar-07-05 12:58 PM
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i aLso drank 3 cups of coffee, ate a chocoLate donut, and smoked 4 cigarettes.
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Mon Mar-07-05 12:59 PM
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No! My sniffa!
Okay. :loveya: anyway. No judgment. Just... sigh.
Hell, what can I say? I'm fat. :eyes: at self.
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Mon Mar-07-05 01:00 PM
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i have some fiLthy vices. to be fair though, i never pLanned to Live this Long. :P
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Mon Mar-07-05 01:01 PM
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:hi: I'm glad you lived this long
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Mon Mar-07-05 01:12 PM
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25. See U next week in the Coronary ICU! nt |
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Mon Mar-07-05 01:15 PM
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29. not if i see you first |
hue
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Mon Mar-07-05 01:26 PM
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38. In fact people like U always see me last! |
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Not that you care. I would still take good care of U.
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Mon Mar-07-05 01:32 PM
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42. it's peopLe Like U that make peopLe Like I |
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Mon Mar-07-05 12:58 PM
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3. Three miles? Egads. I didn't even have time to jerk off this morning. |
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Uh, I mean. . . weight train-er-cize.
/pretends the DU forum has no edit button
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Mon Mar-07-05 01:25 PM
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smoked a few cigs, had coffee, thought about working out. Jerked off instead. Now killing time before I head to the bar.
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Mon Mar-07-05 12:58 PM
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4. ate a sausage mcmuffin and walked two blocks -- garage to office |
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Mon Mar-07-05 12:59 PM
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5. Well, this AM I chased somebody for 2.9 |
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Mon Mar-07-05 01:15 PM
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28. What would that be about?? nt |
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Mon Mar-07-05 01:22 PM
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32. Something about people with three letters in their |
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Mon Mar-07-05 12:59 PM
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6. took my morning constitutional |
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then attended to my ablutions.
made strong coffee
and then came here to do my part in the fall of the DU lounge empire.
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Mon Mar-07-05 01:00 PM
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8. This morning, hit the gym 5 am |
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Worked chest, shoulders and triceps, did my abs then 45 minutes on the elliptical stepper - Cross Training program. Out by 7:15.
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Mon Mar-07-05 01:00 PM
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9. Smoked six rocks of crack, converted four teenagers to homosexuality, |
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stuck LaRouche literature in every mailbox on my street, overthrew the Portuguese government, choked a puppy, spat on a picture of Jesus Christ, bought milk, and stuck my pecker in a garbage disposal.
And all before noon!
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Mon Mar-07-05 01:01 PM
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11. you rule the fucking earth |
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can i be your acolyte? i think i could benefit from your teachings.
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Mon Mar-07-05 01:03 PM
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14. What's your credit card number....and the expiration date....? |
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The road of excess leads to the palace of tacos.
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Mon Mar-07-05 01:08 PM
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22. i don't have a credit card |
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but i could be convinced to "liberate" merchandise.
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Mon Mar-07-05 01:19 PM
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31. Ah, shoplifting's for children and lightweights. |
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Yesterday I founded a new right wing think tank, the American Hogfart Dipshit Institute. Then I boosted a Chrysler LeBaron and drove it into the local dentist's office. Then came the squirrel hunt (bagged a baker's dozen!) Then came the ritual rouging of the nipples in dove's blood followed by the drowning of an elderly woman in marinara sauce (it's a Sunday thing. That's my fun day. My "I-Don't-Have-to-Run" day.)
And you want to join my cult based on your shoplifting prowess?! I ought to fart in your eye, you piker!
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Mon Mar-07-05 01:23 PM
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Mon Mar-07-05 01:24 PM
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35. And so is my greased fist. |
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You'll learn to accept it as well.
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Mon Mar-07-05 01:25 PM
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37. the greased fist of removal? |
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i have a lot to learn i think.
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Mon Mar-07-05 01:30 PM
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41. Rev. Bob Dobbs is but a dust mote on a turdpile compared to me. |
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My magnificence will cover the land, blot out the sun, and force your kids to watch "Caroline in the City."
Anyways...yep, I got a lot done today.
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Mon Mar-07-05 01:02 PM
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13. What's on the agenda for the rest of your day? |
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Jeebus - all I did was form 6 new lounge cliques - BTW, you aren't in any of them.
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Mon Mar-07-05 01:06 PM
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17. Honestly, I have to go to work. |
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But tomorrow, my to do list is:
Buy fritos Apply clothespins to scrotum; affix alligator clips to nipples Call mom Kill Satan Slap a nun Adopt a crackbaby; sell it for food Eat fritos
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Mon Mar-07-05 01:04 PM
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16. Forget the toaster... |
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FOUR teenagers to homosexuality? Before noon??? You can have your choice of any of the free gifts for THAT impressive conversion rate! :-)
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Mon Mar-07-05 01:07 PM
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19. Can I just get a copy of "the home game?" |
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Mon Mar-07-05 01:08 PM
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A copy of "the home game" it is. :-)
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Mon Mar-07-05 01:04 PM
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15. Ate a bunch of junk that'll stay on my midsection for a while. |
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Edited on Mon Mar-07-05 01:04 PM by GOPBasher
So there!!!! You're "losing" calories because you're a *loser*!!! I gained calories because I'm a definite "gainer," or something.
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Mon Mar-07-05 01:06 PM
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18. I babysat a cute puppy and got paid £10 for my trouble.../nt |
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Mon Mar-07-05 01:07 PM
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20. Put last night's empties in the recycling bin. |
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Mmmmm...Flying Dog Pale Ale...
I DO go to the gym in the afternoon, tho.
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hue
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Mon Mar-07-05 01:42 PM
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49. We have a microbrewery in the basement MMM! Pale ale! nt |
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Mon Mar-07-05 01:09 PM
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But then the snooze alarm wouldn't work any more so I had to get up. :)
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Mon Mar-07-05 01:10 PM
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24. 45 min - 1 hr. of aerobics every a.m. |
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Edited on Mon Mar-07-05 01:16 PM by redqueen
Pilates 2/3 times a week in the evenings.
I've been lazy and not doing any workouts at all for the past 4 months, so I'm going on a spree. :)
Today it was step aerobics with Cathy Friedrich... very challenging.
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Mon Mar-07-05 01:13 PM
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And studied oligopolistic competition. And ate lunch. And played GTA Vice City. It's been a good morning for my mental health anyways.
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Mon Mar-07-05 01:14 PM
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27. I *thought* about running this morning |
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but decided to sleep in instead (e.g. sleep until 6:20).
Now I have to keep myself from talking myself out of going to the gym at lunch today. It's gonna be a rough battle.
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Mon Mar-07-05 01:23 PM
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33. But you'll feel so much better if U go! nt |
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Mon Mar-07-05 01:28 PM
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40. I know, I know, but I got a little bit of a cold |
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and I should go buy some marinated tofu at the health food store and mail a package and pay bills...
But really, I should go to the gym. 2.5 hours to argue left...
I should definitely go, though.
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Mon Mar-07-05 01:35 PM
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46. Excercise improves your immune system. |
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Research shows illnesses are minimized if one excercises on a reg basis.
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Mon Mar-07-05 01:37 PM
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47. Yeah, but what if you exercise *while* your sick? |
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Doesn't resting help more than exerting yourself? To get over it.
That said, if I don't exercise every time I'm sick, I'll be so out of shape in no time because my kid and wife (who is a teacher) bring every disease known to human kind home on a regular basis.
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Mon Mar-07-05 01:16 PM
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Mon Mar-07-05 01:25 PM
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36. I lifted my fork off my plate about twenty to thirty times while |
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eating my breakfast...
not feeling well today...sick at home with kid....
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Mon Mar-07-05 01:27 PM
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39. Awww! Sorry to hear that. Hope you feel better soon! |
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Mon Mar-07-05 01:34 PM
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43. I walked my dog in the woods and fed him treats |
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I had a hot coffee and a lemon poppyseed muffin for breakfast.
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Mon Mar-07-05 01:38 PM
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48. Sounds like a good morning! nt |
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Mon Mar-07-05 01:34 PM
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44. I looked both ways before crossing. |
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Mon Mar-07-05 01:35 PM
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45. I'm going to run 3 miles this evening. |
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I exercise almost everyday in the evenings before the sun goes down. I do a 3 mile run 5 or 6 times a week.
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Mon Mar-07-05 01:43 PM
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50. What did I do this morning? I slept. |
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Mon Mar-07-05 01:46 PM
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51. I bought some running shoes this weekend |
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And I'm ready to start jogging for the first time in my life.... except...
I need a really good sports bra and they're not easy to find in larger sizes (why do exercise equipment companies only cater to people who are already fit?)....
I'm actually thinking of buying 3 or 4 ace bandages and just binding these girls down. Would that be so terrible?
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