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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-08-05 10:12 PM
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A fellow comes up to me today and asks
"Hey - the test on Thursday is on the book right?"

The test we were about to begin has two parts, one section on IDs and one essay section.

"Yes, the essay exam on Thursday covers the book," I responded.

Then he says, "Oh good. 'Cuz I haven't started on the book yet. Do they have it at the bookstore."

"Um, yes, I think they do. But I had to order mine online."

"Thanks man."

"Uh...no problem."

And then I just stood there kind of stunned, because the book he hadn't started reading yet is 650 pages long and took me the entire half-semester to complete.

:o
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-08-05 10:14 PM
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He's a speed reader?
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-08-05 10:15 PM
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3. If he can read a 650 page biography of Stalin in roughly 2 days
He should be given a fucking medal.
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-08-05 10:19 PM
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15. 650 pages of Stalin?! Oh mother of god.
:o
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-08-05 10:20 PM
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16. He's going to enjoy these next two nights.
:D
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flamingyouth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-08-05 10:14 PM
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1. Not only is it 650 pages, it's on STALIN
It's hardly your run-of-the-mill light reading. :o
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-08-05 10:16 PM
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7. Oh come now!
:D
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flamingyouth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-08-05 10:17 PM
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11. I admit I have enjoyed your tales of the night-long banquets
The murder, the craziness. It's all in good fun, really. :D
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-08-05 10:19 PM
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14. The man liked his bananas, as Mikoyan so eloquently put it.
:D
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flamingyouth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-08-05 10:20 PM
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18. And clearly he was as well.
;)
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-08-05 10:22 PM
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21. Yes, but unlike his bananas, Stalin was quite ripe.
:D
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-08-05 10:15 PM
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2. Well, big bolshy yarblockos to you, man
Because I have a similar amount to read for my midterm on Thursday. :D Is yours a historical survey of literature course?
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-08-05 10:15 PM
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4. Nope. Russian Politics and Government.
Edited on Tue Mar-08-05 10:17 PM by Fenris
The book's a bio on Stalin.:D
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-08-05 10:18 PM
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12. Well, that might at least be fascinating
I have to slog through Felicia Hemans poems and the like.
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-08-05 10:18 PM
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13. Yeah, see to me, that seems worse.
;)
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Kathy in Cambridge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-08-05 10:15 PM
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5. Which book on Stalin?
I've read TONS on Stalin...wrote my undergrad thesis on his purges.

This is going to sound twisted but I love reading about dictators.
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-08-05 10:16 PM
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6. "Court of the Red Tsar" by Simon Sebag Montefiore
It's a recent release. Very well written.
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Kathy in Cambridge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-08-05 10:22 PM
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20. Thanks-I'll check it out
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-08-05 10:24 PM
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23. It delves a lot into his private life.
Which is about as strange and disturbing as you'd imagine. It can't be called an in depth history of the activities of Stalin as the leader of the CCCP, but it's absolutely fascinating as a peek inside his personal world.
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Kathy in Cambridge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-08-05 10:40 PM
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26. Someday check out "the Autobiography of Joseph Stalin"
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NNadir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-08-05 10:26 PM
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24. I recently re-read Radzinsky's fascinating biography.
Does Montefiore's book draw at all on Radzinski's commentary on the released archives?

If Radzinski is to be believed, Stalin was one of the most intriguing criminals of all time, a man who couldn't have died soon enough.

How about a little synopsis of what you learned in reading this book?
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-08-05 10:17 PM
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9. It doesn't sound twisted to me.
But then again, I like reading about dictators AND true crime.
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-08-05 10:17 PM
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8. Must be a cousin of mine
Be careful, he's just trying to make friends so he can sit next to you and cheat
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-08-05 10:17 PM
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10. Funny, he did sit next to me during the ID section.
He was one of the first finished, so I assume it hit him like a Mac truck.
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MissB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-08-05 10:20 PM
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17. I have this recurring nightmare
that I'm still in college, and I find out that I have been missing a history class for almost the entire term. And a huge paper is due soon.


Thanks for renewing that nightmare. I haven't had it for awhile.
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-08-05 10:21 PM
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19. It's better than living the nightmare.
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MissB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-08-05 10:27 PM
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25. I dunno
I graduated in '96. Nine years later, I'm still having the dream. Living it meant that there was a definitive end to it.

Poor guy, at any rate. 650 pages. Wugh.
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flamingyouth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-08-05 10:23 PM
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22. That's actually a very common dream.
My dad still has it every once in a while, and he graduated from college in 1962! :D
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driver8 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-08-05 11:58 PM
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27. I have that dream all the time!
I either have the test in front of me and don't recognize any of the questions or I know the big test is coming up and I haven't been to class.
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