Shananigans
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Wed Mar-09-05 08:53 AM
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Who is this JimmyJazz guy everyone is talking about? |
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I mean..."he's" some kind of enigma. I wonder if he is hot...single? Maybe he is a chick hiding behind a man's name :)
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achtung_circus
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Wed Mar-09-05 09:05 AM
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1. How can you thimk that? |
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I am sure that any DU member has chosen their name with the utmost respect for veracity. In addition, JimmyJazz has a posting record of extreme sobriety, with a fine sense of what is honourable, what is rational, what is BOOM (head explodes).
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Crankie Avalon
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Wed Mar-09-05 09:11 AM
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Edited on Wed Mar-09-05 09:13 AM by Crankie Avalon
...you walked in for jimmy jazz I say "he" ain't here, but "he" sure went past Oh, you're looking for jimmy jazz...
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progmom
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Wed Mar-09-05 09:22 AM
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3. He's some kinda enema, alright... |
JimmyJazz
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Wed Mar-09-05 10:11 AM
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4. hellloooooo - I can see you! |
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I am not an enema...I am a human being :o
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progmom
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Wed Mar-09-05 11:01 AM
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6. Do I look as good as I think I do? |
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I think I look sizzling today. Can you confirm this?
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WI_DEM
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Wed Mar-09-05 10:18 AM
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5. This person, this enigma, took DU by storm |
progmom
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Wed Mar-09-05 01:18 PM
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7. And rocked us like a hurricane. |
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Wed Mar-09-05 01:19 PM
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8. Its the story of the year |
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Wed Mar-09-05 01:19 PM
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Debi
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Wed Mar-09-05 01:24 PM
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10. JimmyJazz is so last week |
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I'm all for Sniffa today!!!
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progmom
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Wed Mar-09-05 01:31 PM
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12. JimmyJazz is Yesterday & Today |
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Wed Mar-09-05 01:30 PM
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11. Jimenez Jasquino, alias Jimmy Jazz |
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Long FBI rap sheet. Highlights:
As a male:
-- Cocaine kingpin, Columbia, 1982-88
-- Second-tier arms merchant to the Euro-Arabian black market, Venezuala, 1988-1996
As a female:
-- Sex change, Mexico City, Mexico, 1997
-- Coyote illegal immigrant smuggler, 1997-2005
-- Supplier, prostitutes to U.S. markets, as a subsidiary of the illegal immigrant trade, 1998-2005
Jasquino is considered hormonally imbalanced, armed and dangerous. S/He has been known to associate with elements of the drug trade, the arms smuggling trade, and the slave trade. Once a CIA informant on competitors during the Columbian Drug Wars, 1985-88. Usually accompanied by 3-5 armed female body guards recruited from past guards of Omar Gaddafi.
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Wed Mar-09-05 01:33 PM
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13. Odd taste in music, though. |
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Hates good punk, loves Milli Vanilli and Ashlee Simpson. That's the JJ we all know and love.
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progmom
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Wed Mar-09-05 01:45 PM
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14. Yeah, the day JimmyJazz revealed a fondness for the Anita Kerr singers |
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...was the day I had to seriously re-examine our relationship.
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