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Wed Mar-09-05 10:46 AM
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Odd Things To Sell Door-To-Door |
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"Hi, I'm Tom Ridge--sell you some duct tape and plywood, sir?"
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Wed Mar-09-05 10:48 AM
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Or any other religion.
I mean, c'mon..."Are you saved?" <Slams door in face> "Yeah, from you."
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Wed Mar-09-05 10:49 AM
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Wed Mar-09-05 10:57 AM
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3. If you buy now, you get a free roll of plastic |
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Wed Mar-09-05 11:00 AM
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4. This is the Steinway Grand Piano. |
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And if you buy one from me today I'll throw in this book titled "10 Easy Ways To Relieve Severe Back Pain From Moving Heavy Shit" absolutely free!
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CO Liberal
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Wed Mar-09-05 11:02 AM
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5. "Albatross!!! Albatross!!!" |
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Wed Mar-09-05 11:06 AM
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Wed Mar-09-05 11:08 AM
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7. "No Solicitors" signs. |
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Wed Mar-09-05 11:34 AM
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8. "Survivor - The Home Game edition" |
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Wed Mar-09-05 11:37 AM
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9. "Hi! I'm Bucky, your friendly door-to-door denture salesman!" |
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*spoken with a slight whistle when he pronounces an 's', much like Owl of Pooh fame*
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Wed Mar-09-05 11:42 AM
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10. Good morning, can I interest you |
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in a Dingdong Doorbell today?
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Wed Mar-09-05 11:45 AM
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11. Hello ... this is Allisandra, just here from Russia ... |
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Edited on Wed Mar-09-05 11:46 AM by ImpeachBush
... and we'd like to ask you if you're lonely. Nudge, Nudge. Wink, Wink.
You know ... Spam goes live ...
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Wed Mar-09-05 11:53 AM
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12. Chain Saws. Cops won't quit hassling you. n/t |
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