Should Animals Have To Wear Clothes?

[Placebo]

I mean, it seems pretty scandalous just letting them wander around the planet naked. Some of us even let them into our homes, to wander around naked in front of our young impressionable children.

Pretty sick if ya ask me, which ya didn't, but I just told ya anyway.

[Fenris]

1. Ducks should be required to wear long pants.

[Placebo]

5. Quack.

[CubsFan1982]

18. I thought ducks were only allowed to wear knee breeches?

:P

[maveric]

2. Yes! Cartoon animals too!

Winnie the Pooh and Donald Duck running around without pants on all these years is not just disgraceful but its pushing the "Homosexual Agenda" as well.

[JitterbugPerfume]

6. my cat is a shameless hussy

walking around with her tail held high for all to see

but she scratched like holy hell had broke loose when I tries to put panties on her

the hussy

[LynneSin]

16. Abbott is living proof that all men would lick their balls if they could

It's his second favorite Hobby right behind eating but ahead of chasing Evita and attempting to kill the imaginary things that live in my house

[MADem]

20. PORKY PIG!!!

He prances about in an UNSEEMLY display of pink flesh and cloven hooves!! Shameless pig, shameless!!!!

[Left Is Write]

3. Only in cartoons. Have you ever noticed...

That Spongebob, Patrick, and Mr. Krabs all wear pants/shorts of some sort, but Squidward walks around in just a shirt?

[BrklynLiberal]

4. There was a guy who had this big campaign years ago to put clothes

on animals

ALAN ABEL is best known for his satirical spoof, S.I.N.A., the Society for Indecency to Naked Animals. With Abel as its spokesperson, S.I.N.A. asserted that the low moral standards of the American public were due to "lewd naked animals" at every street corner in our cities and in every pasture in the country. "A Nude Horse Is a Rude Horse," was one of their slogans. S.I.N.A. went on to urge that "all animals should wear clothing for the sake of decency, namely horses, cows, dogs, cats and other domestic animals that stand higher than four inches or are longer than six inches." Thousands rushed to join and/or contribute money to this "worthy cause," only to discover - in the end - that it was all an outrageous hoax.

[punpirate]

8. And now...

... he's a US representative from Kansas? :)

[Lisa]

9. wow, so that's what John Ashcroft used to do ...

... before he got the AG post?

[DelawareValleyDem]

10. Senator Jesse Helms, right?

Sounds like something he would do

[Arkana]

7. Yes, the animals must be educated and converted, the heathens!

HEIL SCHLICKLGRUBER, er...HITLER!

[Placebo]

12. Nasty, brutish and short they is...

time to teach these savages something 'bout living in civilized society.

[elperromagico]

11. Yes. And they ought to be married before having sex.

It is written in the scriptures.

[Placebo]

13. Why didn't I think of that?

You're more moral than I.

[elperromagico]

19. Yes. I'll see you in hell...

from heaven. :P

[kick-ass-bob]

14. just think of all the jobs that would create!

:silly:

[punpirate]

15. I'll leave it to you...

... to get the Kodiak bears and the tigers into their Guess jeans and Tommy Hilfiger t-shirts, okay? :P

[Placebo]

17. I'll just hire some day laborers to do it!

God bless Amurka.

[madison2000]

21. I voted no

My dog convinced me that it makes no sense to wear sweaters over coats.

[Placebo]

22. ha Ha HA...

actually, i know some damn hairy guys who i think qualify as animals, and i'm glad they're not running around naked rolling in the grass and such!

[RPM]

23. they should use toilets and wipe their asses too

:eyes:

[fertilizeonarbusto]

24. Especially

around Scalia and Santorum. :evilgrin:

[Pithlet]

25. Yes. And they should be fair game for hunters

if they're caught naked in public. *reference to GD thread*