The "Excellent Question, Mr. President" CAPTION

[Crankie Avalon]

"You're right, Mr. President--we are underground, but our lab
here in Ohio is also pretty far from the coast so I'm not sure
whether a submarine could take us out."

[Arkana]

1. George: "It looks like a GARBAGE DISPOSAL!"

Ivan: "Is bomb."

[Dyedinthewoolliberal]

2. George says "How much a month?"

Salesman- "For $599 a month, with the maintenence plan for only an extra $250 a month, you can take this baby home with you today!"
George- "What does it do?"
Salesman- "It's a place to rest your hand, see how well it works?"

[underpants]

3. I didn't know who dabbled in inventions Mr.President....

I am sure that it is a great can opener and all but .....

[underpants]

4. Well no Sir even with ducttape they really wouldn't be good body armor

but it is nice to know you care so much about the soldiers.

[underpants]

5. Well we only ask $2,500 per unit. W: $5,000! Uh no sir W; $7,000!!

:eyes:

[MrScorpio]

6. "Yes, sir, this baby can find your mind. How did you lose it?"

N/T

[underpants]

7. Having been a big contributor I can to let this Henway go for a million

[kmla]

10. Ummmm. What's a Henway?

I'll play along...

:)

[underpants]

11. +

about three pounds

[underpants]

8. Uh sir the "Way back" machine was in a cartoon. W:$8,000!!!

[underpants]

9. Oh yes this is the top of the line in Betamax. W:$12,000!!!

[underpants]

12. This is the UPGRADED "oil finder" like the one I sold you in the 70's

W:$2,000,000!!!