I just drank a litre of H20 in the past 45 minutes...

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I really have to go to the bathroom. But my cat is on my lap. I really don't want to kick her off. She looks so comfy and purdy. She's sleeping. If I get up now she'll run away and sleep by the heater. I don't want that. I'd like her to come back. And sleep on my lap when I come back from the bathroom. But she won't. But I don't want my bladder to explode either. Man do I hate making choices. I'm just horrible at making them. Worse at making choices than at drinking H20. Man is the urge starting to get to me. I think I'm gonna blow. But my kitty looks so purdy.

:nuke:

[Sean Reynolds]

1. If you piss yourself...

It'll warm your lap and make your cat happy and you won't have to take a pee. Two birds, one stone.

[notadmblnd]

2. go pee

you'll pay for it later in life if you don't.

[SoCalDem]

3. Slosh !!

You could always have your chair reupholstered with Depends.. You could stay there all day :)

[Placebo]

4. Is it Easter™ yet?

I'm so out of it. It very well could be.

[SoCalDem]

5. Not yet.,. I just bought my Peeps the other day

but I have no idea when Easter actually is.. except that it's on a Sunday :evilgrin:

[UrbScotty]

8. Reminder: Patriot Day™ is six months from tomorrow!

Yes, they're making that a corporate holiday too.

:puke:

[mahatmakanejeeves]

6. H2O? Dihydrogen monoxide?

DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE???

D*I*H*Y*D*R*O*G*E*N M*O*N*O*X*I*D*E*?*?*?*?

Seek medical attention immediately! This is a matter of life or death! Call 911! If you still can, read this:

What is Dihydrogen Monoxide?

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Some call Dihydrogen Monoxide the "Invisible Killer"
Others think dihydrogen monoxide should be Banned
Dihydrogen Monoxide is linked to gun violence
Dihydrogen monoxide was found at every recent school shooting
Athletes use DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE, or DHMO, to enhance performance
Dihydrogen Monoxide has been found in our rivers, lakes, oceans and streams
Dihydrogen Monoxide is a major component of acid rain
Thousands die each year after inhaling dihydrogen monoxide
Dihydrogen Monoxide can be deadly
Find out the truth about Dihydrogen Monoxide
Visit DHMO.org to find out more
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Coalition to Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide

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Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide!

The Invisible Killer

Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills uncounted thousands of people every year. Most of these deaths are caused by accidental inhalation of DHMO, but the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide do not end there. Prolonged exposure to its solid form causes severe tissue damage. Symptoms of DHMO ingestion can include excessive sweating and urination, and possibly a bloated feeling, nausea, vomiting and body electrolyte imbalance. For those who have become dependent, DHMO withdrawal means certain death.
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The Horror Must Be Stopped!
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[Placebo]

7. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am dead.

bah...

:nuke: