Today was a day like no other

[CatWoman]

I've been so sad and demoralized today.

I tried my best to stay away from the news by sticking with the lounge, but alas, LBN made its way here.

I don't want pity or anything, I just want someone to make me laugh.

[CubsFan1982]

1. Read the Cuban_Liberal's frosted balls thread.

That should help. :D :hug:

[NightTrain]

2. How's this for a laugh?

[Melodybe]

Have you been to www.savetoby.com?

I think it's funny but a lot of folks here seem to disagree.

Either way do you want to hear a dumb blonde joke?

Wind tunnel
Open the car door
Scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of her pool
:dunce:

:hug:

[Floogeldy]

3. You wanna laugh? Let's try a "knock knock" joke.

You start it.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

4. Here..I dug this out for Rabrrrrr..maybe it will help you, too

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=120x31158

Funny...remember the poster DraftCaroline? She has a different screen name now and we were just exchanging PM's...one of the things I said to her in the note was "we are all Rosa Parks now"

Sorry honey..:hug:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

5. oh and I thought this was funny

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

6. oh hey and I am up

but WTF are you still doing up? Anyway..I'm here..I think I'm funnier in person so you can call if you want. My number is (yeah right you guys...you think I'm gonna post my fucking number here____________