Oasis vs. sickle-cell anemia

[RandomKoolzip]

My money's on the sick'.

[SarahB]

1. Chachi

[RandomKoolzip]

7. Did I ever tell you that I once wrote a rock opera based on

Scott Baio's life? It was called "Baio-wulf."

[Fenris]

15. "Chachi" is Korean for "penis"

Ergo, Joanie loves penis.

[SarahB]

21. That's why I wrote it!

I just wouldn't admit to it unless someone else pointed it out. :7

[last_texas_dem]

2. Dammit

I was all pumped to show my support for the bros. Gallagher... and then you had to go and put Joanie in the poll!

[CanuckAmok]

3. "Get some work, Moran!!"

[RandomKoolzip]

4. Owie.

She still maintains her power to frighten. I can almost feel those lasers shooting out of her eyes.

Just what Chachi saw in her I'll never know. It's not like she was the only girl in Milwaukee!

[Zuni]

5. I will take a crippling iron defiency

[RandomKoolzip]

6. That can be arranged.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

8. Midnight at the Oasis

[RandomKoolzip]

9. Leave your camel at home

Quick! Name another MAria Muldaur song! 5....4....3....2....

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

12. Don't You Feel My Leg (Don't You Get Me High)

[RandomKoolzip]

13. You are my new god.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

14. You put the old in gold

[RandomKoolzip]

16. We are...."The Golden Boys."

Penis destroys you.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

17. Clownwhite for the Missus

[RandomKoolzip]

18. Your sister is....

nah.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

19. Somethings are better left unsaid

like pud butter

[RandomKoolzip]

20. Is that like

c*cksnot?

[deutsey]

10. The Hudson Brothers

[RandomKoolzip]

11. ICK!!

I'm still traumatized by watching their film, "Hysterical!" whaen I was child.

Some scars never heal.