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progressoid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 02:24 PM
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Rethinking our "friend" Mr. William Pitt (warning: dead bunny)
Edited on Fri Mar-11-05 02:29 PM by progressoid
Fellow lounge lizards,

I've just visited GD and I have to say, I'm shocked - yes, shocked - by what I've been reading. In addition to his admitted brush with the law, comes this shocking revelation.

Insiders say that he is connected to this crime scene.
Can we trust a man like this?



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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 02:25 PM
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1. It wasn't me!! It was the bees!!!
Goodam judge can't tell me what to do.
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Jack Rabbit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 02:28 PM
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5. The Easter Bunny was a friend of mine, Will
He was my uncle, in fact.

How could you?
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 02:30 PM
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8. He owed me money
and he gnawed on my parsley.

Fuckim. Bastard had it coming.

I ran over a bunny in Reno just to watch him die...
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progressoid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 02:30 PM
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9. CSI is taking plaster casts of your tire treads while you diddle on DU
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 02:50 PM
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12. Let 'em
It wasn't my car. :P
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progressoid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 03:03 PM
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13. Don't worry - they're making all of the pieces fit
Diebold, Rove, Guckert, Spongebob, Chalabi, Pitt...
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 03:04 PM
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14. Blast!
They've sussed out the Spongebob Connection.

He is totally, totally gay, by the way.
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progressoid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 03:33 PM
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15. I wonder how Patrick will survive this trauma?
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 02:27 PM
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2. Warning next time?
I'm a little squeamish, and dead bunnies really freak me out.
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progressoid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 02:29 PM
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6. Sorry, I had that on my fridge last Easter
One daughter liked it. The other...not so much.
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Jack Rabbit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 02:29 PM
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7. They freak you out???
Imagine how I feel!!

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progressoid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 02:32 PM
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10. Ok Ok. I added a warning for relatives of the deceased.
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VelmaD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 02:27 PM
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3. That is really disturbing
:scared:
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radwriter0555 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 02:27 PM
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4. Ban the bastard for beating the bunny! OH THE HUMANITY!
Oh the horror!

Oh... the eggs!
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uppityperson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 02:34 PM
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11. Karma for the LSD-25 spiked eggs
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maveric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 03:36 PM
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16. Its a hate crime. The Easter bunny was gay! Thats what theyve been sayin!
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DrGonzoLives Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 03:45 PM
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17. Good thing we execute insane people
The bee defense will not save him this time. Say hello to old sparky.
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