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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 03:01 PM
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If bees were people, my head would be China
Discuss.
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curse10 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 03:02 PM
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1. Does that mean your head contributes to job loss in America?
damn those efficient chinese workers!!!!
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 03:05 PM
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4. My bee political prisoners are churning out Air Jordans
at an amazing rate.

Work faster, bees! Work faster for the glorious Bees In My Head Worker State!
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 03:04 PM
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2. OK, baby
You need to get out. Take a walk. Kiss a girl. Something.

Step away from the computer.
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VelmaD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 03:05 PM
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3. Seek therapy...
Edited on Fri Mar-11-05 03:05 PM by VelmaD
or a bar. :)

Seriously, doll baby, are you ok today? Do we need to do an intervention?

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AllegroRondo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 03:15 PM
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5. If they all flap their wings at the same time
would you fly?
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Debi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 03:16 PM
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6. Your head has nuclear capabilities?
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DrGonzoLives Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 03:37 PM
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7. I see now you're oppressing bees
Despite claims to the contrary, you are not a Communist country, but rather a neo-bourgeois totalitarian state seeking to keep the bee proletariat firmly crushed beneath your bootheels.

Bees of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but your chains!
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