Invent your posting etiquette suggestions here!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

Grab one and caption

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

1. Some of your ideas are so bad even you know they stink. Don't post them

[Richardo]

2. Stay away from GD

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

3. On alternating days, lay low in GD and the lounge

[sniffa]

4. bye freeper!

[Dookus]

5. think twice

before spraying your nads with insecticide.

[Richardo]

6. If that troll does not leave, I'm going to slap the shit out of him

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

7. Regional flames wars are better when three regions are involved

i.e. the north, the south and Cuba:

[crispini]

8. In the event of ire...

put down the mouse and carefully move away from the thread.

[Dookus]

9. No threads re: bodily functions

[WilliamPitt]

10. When ripping out the spleen and lungs of a Freeper infiltrator,

save the best parts for stew.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

11. instead of posting about your favorite TV show, call a friend

[underpants]

12. Double!!!

[sniffa]

13. Look out! the bee threads are faLLing

[Richardo]

14. Enough with the Michael Jackson threads, already!

[Beware the Beast Man]

15. After kicking and screaming to get your way,

use all communications devices available to be smug and arrogant about it.

[WilliamPitt]

16. When matcom's dog farts, hit the deck

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

17. Skeptics should stay out of the astrologer's forum

[WilliamPitt]

18. When your silly-ass premise collapses in debate

don't come crying to me, assbutt.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

19. always share your drugs with fellow posters

[sui generis]

20. Bitter Beer = Bitter Beer Farts

[Richardo]

21. "We know where the WMDs are...."

...in the area around Tikrit and Baghdad and east, west, south and north somewhat.".

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

22. Make sure you all post at least 25 times on a thread that looks like this

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

23. Never accept an invitation from Will Pitt to play leap frog

[Misunderestimator]

24. Enter at your own risk... the stench is powerful

[Richardo]

25. Did you just post a 17th copycat thread?

Wash your hands thoroughly and call for professional help.

[ScreamingMeemie]

26. If you start a thread try to respond to each subsequent poster.

[Demit]

27. Please post questions in the Ask the Administrators forum

moderators are standing by.



Ha! I finally got it right! Posted my first image!!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

28. Our amateur experts are available 24/7 to give you the professional help

you desperately need:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

29. Avail yourself of every incendiary rhetorical device in a flame war

[Duncan Grant]

30. Alert-one-one (Alert11) is your friend.

Call the professionals at Alert11 to assist you in restoring order. :evilgrin:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

31. Stinking up a thread and leaving is better than "ding-dong-ditch-it"

[Redstone]

32. Can we use two?

To hell with all these flame wars


I'm leaving DU.

[petronius]

33. When you start a toxic thread...

quickly leave the area (and hope someone else gets blamed).

[blondeatlast]

34. If you must post and run, at least clean up after yourself.

[jmm]

35. Let this story serve as a warning

This thread has been locked.



I have to admit it was pretty scary but



a moderator came to the rescue.



The disruptor that started it has been banned.



Graciously I might add.



I feel like I need to wash up and seek help



after witnessing that flame-bait.



If I wanted to subject myself



to that non-sense



then first I'd go



select some kind of cover



and put it on



before calling into talk radio and C-Span



or moving to Crawford.



Let this story serve as a warning to anyone who posts that kind of garbage here.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

36. The goddess of picture stories is smiling fondly upon your post

[paineinthearse]

37. DINOs exit, stage right

[paineinthearse]

38. "The bombing will commence in 5 minutes" - R. Rayguns

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

39. Avoid proverbially pissing in the punchbowl

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

40. Avoid proverbially pissing in the punchbowl