The Journey: Whether you are pushing 40, 50, 60 you'll probably relate....

[ElsewheresDaughter]

(or maybe even just pushing your luck)


Mid-life is when the growth of hair on our legs slows down. This gives
us plenty of time to care for our newly acquired mustache.

In mid-life women no longer have upper arms, we have wingspans. We are no longer women in sleeveless shirts, we are flying squirrels in drag.

Mid-life is when you can stand naked! in front of a mirror and you
can see your rear without turning around.

Mid-life is when you go for a mammogram and you realize that this is
the only time someone will ask you to appear topless.

Mid-life is when you want to grab every firm young lovely in a tube
top and scream, "Listen honey, even the Roman empire fell and those will too."

Mid-life brings wisdom to know that life throws us curves and we're
sitting on our biggest ones.

Mid-life is when you look at your-know-it-all, beeper-wearing teenager
and think: "For this I have stretch marks?"

In mid-life your memory starts to go. In fact the only thing we can
retain is water.

Mid-life means that your Body By Jake now includes Legs By Rand
McNally - more red and blue lines than an accurately scaled map of Wisconsin.

Mid-life means that you become more reflective...You start pondering
the "big" questions. What is life? Why am I here? How much Healthy
Choice ice cream can I eat before it's no longer a healthy choice?

But mid-life also brings with it an appreciation for what is important.

We realize that breasts sag, hips expand and chins double, but our loved ones make the journey worthwhile. Would any of you trade the
knowledge that you have now for the body you had way back when?

Maybe our bodies simply have to expand to hold all the wisdom and love
we've acquired.

That's my philosophy and I'm sticking to it!

[Lars39]

1. lol

So true, so true. :)

[Skittles]

2. I must be lucky

I'll be 48 this month an cannot relate at all to these things

[Bullwinkle925]

3. Your nose is growing Skittles...........tee hee.

[Skittles]

4. I don't have wing spans

and I don't resent teenagers' perky boobs