Dihydrogen Monoxide, the noisy killer

[7th_Sephiroth]

studies show that D.H. is a more active killer than once thought, it fuels hurricanes and Tsunami's, it even killed a frat kid who ingested too much of it

[Lucky Luciano]

1. LOL

[Amfortas]

2. and if you breath it , it causes asphyxiation

[Huckebein the Raven]

3. Then I'm tempting fate because I'm drinking some of it right now

:P

[Abelman]

4. It's highly addictive

The withdrawl symptoms are unbelievably bad.

[intrepid_wanderer]

5. I say 'BAN D.H.' !!!

(unless you wanna live)

Have you received the e-mail supporting such a ban... at least one iteration does not even bother to explain what that evil D.H. thingie is. Damned silly Math & Science.

[Zuni]

6. DH is found in EVERY SINGLE RIVER IN THE US

WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
:P

[Ron Green]

11. Nah, there are some rivers in New Mexico that at times contain no DH.

[left is right]

7. At this very moment

it is falling from the sky in its more deadly form of white powdery flakes. I'm scared!!

[Sgent]

8. Its infiltrated

the water supply throughtout the world, it must be stopped.

[7th_Sephiroth]

9. D.H. + roads

in its pure form makes roads less tractionable, in its frozen form it makes them un-useable

[Norbert]

10. Really sucks when D-Hydrogen Monoxide goes up your nose when swimming

I hate when that happens.

[Lady Effingbroke]

12. We must ban this evil substance at once!

Think of the children!