Steroids should be MANDATORY for all baseball players.

[jjmalonejr]

After all, they are there for our entertainment.

Who wants to watch a bunch of skinny-armed, normal-necked players who can't hit the ball out of the infield.

[rooboy]

1. It used to be fun to see a guy get felled by a wayward pitch...

but now these guys are all doped-up crackheads, nothing seems able to bring them down.

[jjmalonejr]

2. OK, so make the ball out of cast iron.

That's it. All players MUST take steriods, and the ball should be made out of cast iron.

Now THAT'S a sport!

[rooboy]

3. Now you're talking .n/t