Arkana
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Mon Mar-14-05 12:41 PM
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Ignored Messages On George W. Bush's Answering Machine |
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"Mr. Bush? Hi, this is David Kay, along with Joseph Wilson. Turns out there weren't any WMDs after all...um, I'd like you to give me a call so we could sort out what you'll tell Congress. My number is..."
"Hello, Mr. Bush? It's Dr. Feebles, your proctologist. We found your head. We need your consent to be able to fix it. Please call me at..."
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Mon Mar-14-05 12:46 PM
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someone needs to make audio files now.
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Mon Mar-14-05 12:46 PM
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2. "W, its Jeff -James they found my old web site, what should I say?" |
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Mon Mar-14-05 12:51 PM
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"This is Osama. I have 20 associates in the United States that are planning to hijack 4 planes and fly them into buildings. I dare you to try and stop them!"
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Mon Mar-14-05 01:09 PM
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4. Yeah--W had a reason for ignoring that one |
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Had to be reelected, you know.
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Mon Mar-14-05 01:18 PM
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5. Georges, c'est Jacques |
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Actuellement, la langue francais a un mot pour le mot "entrepreneur." Vous etes un vrai trou du cul.
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Mon Mar-14-05 01:46 PM
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6. "HI George. This is John Kerry, calling to concede. You know... |
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...the nation is really divided, and we need to do something about that."
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Mon Mar-14-05 01:51 PM
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7. "Hey, the debt is exploding. Call me so we can fix it b4 it's too late." |
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Mon Mar-14-05 01:53 PM
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8. "George, call me if you're concerned about any problems in the world." |
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Mon Mar-14-05 03:56 PM
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"George, Gannon here. Hey, we still getting together for that drink?"
*BEEP*
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Mon Mar-14-05 04:07 PM
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10. It's George *snorting noise* leave a message |
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Edited on Mon Mar-14-05 04:07 PM by Pawel K
Hey George it's James, just wanted to let you know you still owe me for the other night.
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Mon Mar-14-05 04:25 PM
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"France needs us" here. Is swearing treason?
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