Favourite 'phoney' swear words / curses

[yvr girl]

Ficshons - no idea where I picked this up

[redqueen]

1. fiddlesticks

fudge
shucks

You learn a lot of these after you have kids. :)

[Debi]

2. Rats

I love that word!

[progmom]

6. me too!

:hi:

[Debi]

32. Yea!

I feel like queen for a day!!

Rats....Rats...RATS...Rats....RATS.

(and if I'm really pissed Rat Bastard) But that's a real swear word :evilgrin:

[Shredr]

43. Me three (or, uh four)

I love RATS too!

My dad always said it.

[DenverDem]

3. ShhhUGAR!

Fairly satisfying.

[ralps]

4. Frell

from Farscape:hi: :hug:

[StClone]

5. My favorites

"Christmas"
"Honestly"

[MrScorpio]

7. Motherhumper

[StopTheMorans]

8. horsepuckey!

:grr:

[yvr girl]

12. You're back

How was your trip?

[StopTheMorans]

14. great, but it made me realize how horrible my usual life is

:cry: tho i do have this tan...

[yvr girl]

27. Oh. Blonde hair and tanned body

Be still my heart.

[YankeyMCC]

9. Frak

from Battlestar Galactica

[auntAgonist]

10. Frak!

Battlestar Galactica

[Liberal Veteran]

24. No frakking way!

That's what I was going to say!

[jswordy]

36. frickin', is how I heard it.

:shrug:

It's a regional thingie.

[Huckebein the Raven]

11. let's see:

darn it
shiite

[muriel_volestrangler]

13. zarking fardwarks

Swut - turlingdrome - joojooflop - and, of course, Belgium.

[Book Lover]

23. Argh! You said the B-word...

Don't think we're going to give out awards for gratuitious use of the word Belgum in the Lounge, kiddo!

[ET Awful]

26. Forgive him, he was recently hit in the back by a flying cocktail party

:)

[muriel_volestrangler]

28. I thought this was the one place in the galaxy no-one knew what it meant

[kanrok]

15. Fargin' Icehole

From "Johnny Dangerously"

Also: "Fargin' bastage"

[VelmaD]

16. what the farking snit...

:)

[SpiralHawk]

17. Bugger off

Y'all can kiss my grits

[Tafiti]

18. I like Cheese 'n Rice.

And Damage!

[Wapsie B]

19. Peanut butter.

God bless america instead of goddamnit.

[LSdemocrat]

20. Holy Flurking Schmitt

[edbermac]

21. Fothermucker

[leftofthedial]

22. frigging

[YankeyMCC]

37. Isn't that a New England

or maybe even just Boston thing?

[leftofthedial]

41. how do I frigging know?

I'm no frigging linguist.

[HawkerHurricane]

47. It's an old England thing.

It's slang for masterbation.

[no name no slogan]

25. Funkin' Bar Stewards

(slur it together if it doesn't make sense at first)
When I lived in London, UK in 1991-92, there was a band with this name that would play out on occassion.

[bugslsu9]

29. Son of a Diddley

[HawkerTyphoon]

30. "Dirty word!"

Say it with conviction. Started using that right after HawkerHurricane kicked his tricycle & shouted "f**kit!"

Also "forgeeling," from Galactic Rapture.

[Borgnine]

31. Mother Pus Bucket!

Ah, Ghostbusters.

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

33. "Crapola" and "crappity crap"

[trof]

34. pish tosh

[slackmaster]

35. You're going to go to H-E-double toothpicks for that

:D

[yvr girl]

38. In Canada it's H-E-double hockey sticks

[slackmaster]

39. That's because Canadians yell a lot (ALL CAPS)

Hockey does that to people.

[bobthedrummer]

40. Communist, hippie, liberal, gay, leftist...

[KatyaR]

42. Judas Priest on a stick . . .

I have no idea where this came from, but I think the "on a stick" is from Jeff Dunham and Jose . . . I find myself saying this at the worst possible times, 'cuz it sounds blasphemous, but I don't think it is.

[AlienGirl]

44. "PANTS!" and, "Doom!"

[AlienGirl]

45. "PANTS!" and, "Doom!"

[HawkerHurricane]

46. Gawd Bless It!

Started saying it right after having my first child, because my Dad told me the story of the tricycle.

Also

Ki-ay-dith

The Vulcan word for 'it already happened', used by Spock in Star Trek the Motion Picture

[xmas74]

48. Jiminy Crickets!

[cynatnite]

49. Son of a siberian warmonger! n/t

[immoderate]

50. HEAVENS TO BETSY!!

All this "cursing!"

--IMM

[kevsand]

51. "Godfrey Daniels!" from W. C. Fields n/t