Everybody gets one punch: who would you punch in the neck?

[CanuckAmok]

Not a poll, because I don't want to limit the answers.

Pick anyone...celebrity, politician, or just some schmoe. I'll distract them, and you get one punch at their neck. If you miss, that still counts as your punch, so make it a good one.

[aden_nak]

1. Just grab him by the straps on that damn flightsuit so I get a clean shot.

[CanuckAmok]

3. Chuck Yager? What an odd choice. Is it because of the Acura thing?

n/t

[aden_nak]

13. Of course it's about the Acura thing. Could it BE anything else???

[ET Awful]

2. Can I spit in their eye instead of punchin' them in the neck?

If so, I have a person in mind.

[CanuckAmok]

5. No, it has to be a punch in the neck.

The spit in the eye thread will be after dinner.

[ET Awful]

6. Well damn . . . See, despite how much I'd like to spit in this persons

eye, I promised said person that I would never hit them, and unlike this person, I don't break promises :).

[xmas74]

4. My ex!

That would be fun-but you'll need a couple of people. He's cornfed.

[qnr]

7. The inventor of blister-pack packaging n/t

[Left Is Write]

8. I'm not a violent person, BUT

there is someone I'd love to punch. However, I don't want big burly scary men showing up at my doorstep today, so I'll refrain from saying who.

[4_Legs_Good]

9. Rush Limabugh

thought hat would only give him more ammunition for his show.

david

[kanrok]

11. Presuming you can find his neck

[4_Legs_Good]

22. Good point, good point.

I might make him cough up his oxycontin too!

david

[RetroLounge]

10. I have several candidates

but Agent Mike might be watching...

:hi:

RL

[HEyHEY]

12. O'Rielly

[CanuckAmok]

16. Oh, Really?

n/t

[HEyHEY]

19. Just for that I'm switching - I'd punch you in the neck

[Bouncy Ball]

14. Oh I have a person in mind, definitely

and I wouldn't skimp on the strength of the punch, either. He'd feeeeeeel it.

[Freebird12004]

15. unless there is one damn good explanation

my mother - I've never heard from her since she walked out when I was 18 months old!

[Floogeldy]

17. NOBODY

I abhor violence.

B-)

[DelawareValleyDem]

18. Ann Coutler

Hope I don't bruise my hand on that Adam's apple

[underpants]

20. The Girl Scouts-they stiffed me on my Dosi Do's

"We will have them by the end of the week"

[Moms Baby Democrat]

21. Monica Crowley

Although one punch doesn't seem like it would suffice. Nah, that'll work....and I don't need you to hold her down either, just have the camera handy!

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

23. My classmate Lauren

A prissy little overachiever if one EVER existed. She's pregnant, though - should I wait until after her delivery for my punch? Curse the luck!

[CanuckAmok]

24. I wouldn't bother...

...afther the baby comes, she'll be dragging her expanding behind to every class a half-hour late, bag-eyed, with little Dalton or Caitlin hanging limply and aromatically from an Oshkoshb'gosh papoose.

I think her days of academic overachieving may be behind her.

Next victim, please.