My special purpose in life is to piss you off. Is it working?

[JimmyJazz]

[Thurston Howell IV]

1. Nope, I'm about to fall asleep.

[JimmyJazz]

3. You have an awesome screen name!

G'night, muffin :toast:

[Thurston Howell IV]

19. Thanks

I was born into wealth, but I have seen the error of my parents ways -- at least that's my story on the Internets.

[RevolutionaryActs]

2. Not really.

Try harder!

[TrustingDog]

4. don't quit your night job.

damn typo gremlins.

[JimmyJazz]

6. Shit - I haven't pissed you off yet?

I need to practice more!

[TrustingDog]

29. are you a lieing sleaze politician?

say that, baby, say that. awwww. Then you'll piss me off.

[steve2470]

5. not yet

but if you insult my mother, I go ballistic.

:silly:

[JimmyJazz]

7. Does she really wear combat boots?

:P

[steve2470]

13. AAAARGH

I learned that from Howard Dean, only he wasn't mad and it was completely appropriate. Now you got me steamed missy !

[Amfortas]

8. nah.....

get a mean avatar ....then would have a chance!

[JimmyJazz]

10. What is wrong with my avatar?

What *is* my avatar?

[Amfortas]

15. it's too cute !

and I don't know.

[sundog]

9. oh JJ

you're full of so much ________

nevermind O8)

[JimmyJazz]

14. Will you go to bed with me?

[sundog]

17. you're a cover hog

I'll freeze my ass off :P

[Dave Reynolds]

11. Hasn't worked yet.

Have you really applied yourself?

[progmom]

12. Yes. Dammit.

PAY. ATTENTION. TO. ME!!!!!!!!!

:P

[progmom]

21. Ooooohh.

Now you really are ignoring me.





(Progmom goes off to sulk in the corner)

[sendero]

16. Not really...

... but it isn't that hard to do. I'm just a bundle of pent-up anger. If you want to succeed at this you'd better get stupider :)

[miss_kitty]

18. no

it's not

[JimmyJazz]

25. Hey Stranger! How the hell are you?????

:bounce: :yourock: I've missed you terribly! :toast: Besides, you are just in time for the 4 episode of "How the Lounge Turns" :D

[miss_kitty]

32. Well I STILL don't believe in getting the flu shot

I think it's part of the Kool-Aid Plan. Fuck em. I'd be pissed if the shot made me sick. Now I'm hoping to give pneumonia the pass...This is the first flu I've had since I was 8, and that was a long time ago.

:loveya:

[progmom]

36. Miss Kitty!

I don't believe I have seen you around these parts lately. Where the heck have you been??

[miss_kitty]

39. I've been moonlighting as

miss_sickky. I have *THE* flu. and my battered bod has just taken it a bit personally.

[progmom]

41. Sorry to hear that!!

How long has this flu had you down?

[miss_kitty]

48. a while

I don't know. I am still supposed to stay home. But I gotta walk the dog. She's not been getting enough execise and has taken to inappropriate chewing. Nothing precious yet, but I did find one of my forging gloves on my bed and she destroyed a toothaste tube box she found on the floor (how'd THAT get there? OK I'm not exactly house proud) as well as a large stuffed koala bear and something else. She's very cute when she comes to me to report on her naughty nefarious deeds.

[progmom]

50. What kind of dog do you have?

My 70 pound mutt gets very whiny when she doesn't get enough exercise.

[miss_kitty]

51. she's 10 lbs of terrierist

she looks a lot like Toto

[progmom]

53. Very cute!!

Here's mine, along with the progspawn.

[miss_kitty]

54. he looks like a sweetie

he's lucky to have a boy! A Superboy at that!

[RetroLounge]

20. Bah, you're an amateur...

:hi:

RL

[imenja]

22. no, sorry

I'd bet there are a lot more people pissed off with me.

[shesemsmom]

23. Nope nobody can piss me off.......

tonight

[texas1928]

24. I am used to it.

I usually piss off most of the women I meet.

[JimmyJazz]

27. No me - I think you are a total hottie

B-)

[texas1928]

31. Well Errr UH

BLushes and knocks over the drink stand.

[texas1928]

34. Or I could do the buzzard from Looney Tunes.

NAH NO NAH NNO NO NOO NO NAH NNO NO.

[texas1928]

47. This buzzard.

http://www.barbneal.com/wav/ltunes/misc/Keelor01.wav

[roguevalley]

26. no.you're one of these:

[JimmyJazz]

33. I am not a cream puff!

I am a human being! :P

But, I wouldn't mind being covered in chocolate and having a cherry stuck in my belly button :silly:

[texas1928]

38. I am sorry but that is an image.

(goes off into his own world) SIGH

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

28. pffffffffffffttttt

you aren't even on the scale....slacker!

[JimmyJazz]

35. Whatzamatta? Too much air in your mouth?

:P

[JohnKleeb]

30. Nah you dont bewittle my beliefs

:)

[fluffernutter]

37. not yet - keep on trying!

:*

[ralps]

40. Nope, I don't think it's working

:hi: :hug:

[JimmyJazz]

45. You are too easy!

:loveya:

[democracyindanger]

42. It was, a couple days ago

when you clearly didn't recognize the bigotry of a joke you thought of as 'cute.'

And then I got over it, because you're just a name on the internet.

[progmom]

43. That's a pretty harsh criticism to be throwing out there.

Do you have a link?

[democracyindanger]

49. The post was deleted

I know it's a harsh criticism. But it started with a joke about an Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese guy; which led to copycat posts about 'chink,' 'nip' and 'guinea.'

And what really hurt is that the posters participating it didn't even realize--I hope--what they were doing. JJ even thought it was--verbatim--"cute."

But I'm over it now. I've said my peace, and I hold no grudge. I just hope that people think twice before chasing what may initially appear as a harmless joke.

[JimmyJazz]

44. Are you kidding me? I think you are. I've never thrown out a joke

that could possibly be mistaken as bigotted.

[democracyindanger]

52. No, I'm not.

It was a couple days ago. You wanna hear the joke again? I don't remember the set-up, but the punchline was, "...and the Chinese guy jumped out of a pile of sand, and said, 'SUPPLIES!'"

To which you replied, "Cute!"

As someone who's encountered all sorts of lame mockery about my race, well, that's hardly cute.

But like I said, I'm over it. I hold no grudge. You asked a question, and I answered it.

[yvr girl]

46. I'm not pissed off.

You'll have to try harder.