Urgent Message for Salman Rushdie

[moof]

Posted at numerous internet BBs

Dear Salman,

Heard you know some great places to stay at when you are not wanting to have unexpected company. I would be interested in seeing the list or even renting some of your past hideouts eerrr vacation spots.

signed a lonely baseball fan

PS. you aren't Cub's fan are you ?

[TroubleMan]

1. ROTFLMAO!!!

nt

[BigMcLargehuge]

2. dupe thread so I am locking it

please repost this joke at the following URL, it's hyper-funny and they could use some levity.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=286281&mesg_id=286281

Thanks,

Big McLargehuge
DU Moderator