So the cookie goes to the doctor

[moof]

The Doc sits down with the cookie and asks what's eatin you ?

The cookie replies Not sure Doc but I've been feeling crummy all week.




This just in ....

Apparently many internet BBs have had the same odd message being posted this evening.
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Urgent Message for Salman Rushdie

Dear Salman,

Heard you know some great places to stay at when you are not wanting to have
unexpected company. I would be interested in seeing the list or even renting some
of your past hideouts eerrr vacation spots.

signed a lonely baseball fan

PS. you aren't Cub's fan are you ?

[HEyHEY]

1. There's two muffins in an oven....

One muffin says to the other, "Man it's hot in here"
The other Muffin says, "OH MY GOD A TALKING MUFFIN!"

[Dookus]

2. two fish....

swim into a concrete wall.

One says "Dam!"

[moof]

3. Two Guys

walk into a bar ... You would think one of them would have seen it.

[moof]

4. Two Termits

walk into a bar, the first Termit asks " where's the Bar tender "

[trof]

7. were they termits

who lived all alone in caves and didn't like people?
;-)

[MarianJack]

5. 2 Silkworms...

...got into a race, but they wound up in a tie!

By the way, how are you doing Dookus? :pals: I hope you're starting to feel better. :hi:

[moof]

6. Two vampires

walked into a bar and called for the bartender.
First: "I'll have a glass of blood."
Second: "I'll have a glass of plasma."
Bartender: "Okay, that'll be one blood and one blood lite."

[Ivory_Tower]

8. A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar

The bartender says "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

[Robb]

9. Grasshopper walks into a bar

Bartender says, "Hey, we gotta drink named after you!"

Grasshopper says, "You gotta drink named Steve?"

;)