Whose fantasy is a 43 year old dude (in a schrunchie)

[number9]

still with hair - pretty much everywhere?
(ear hair plucked religiously)

Close yer eyes and....

[NYC]

1. Still with hair?

Are you wearing a scrunchie? :hi:

[number9]

2. I didn't know until recently

I love those schrunchies!!!!!!

[deek]

3. scrunchie hijack???

A 43 yr old man with a ponytail??? I think the DU rules state no teasing allowed.

[number9]

4. rules were made to be broken

at least I'm not in a speedo.

[deek]

5. crucial piece of info

thanks.

ok...you started it. we want a pic now, please.

[number9]

6. I can't because

I don't want to start a riot. You know how they went nuts over the Beatles? Elvis?

It could happen again. I can't let that happen. The guilt would be too much. You will just have to live with the thought of what's out there - Super Speedo Dude (Aged like a fine wine or cheese - but without the smell)

[deek]

7. poop

but now i'm confused. if there IS a speedo involved, i regretfully decline.

on edit: ok...brain starting to work now. where exactly IS this scrunchie???

[number9]

8. I meant Super Schrunchie Dude

it was my evil twin - Speedo Dude - that said that. I wouldn't be caught alive in a speedo.

[deek]

9. no h no h no h no text

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[deek]

10. alerting moderators

If you query about fantasies and dangle ponytails, you should follow through. Isn't this defined as "baiting"???

[number9]

11. it's only a problem if you bait and switch

I ain't switchin'
I'm just schrunchin'

[deek]

12. hmmm

which is exactly what you did.
you scrunched AND switched

[REP]

13. Got My Own 40 Year Old Ponytailed Hairboy

He doesn't do scrunchies, but he does Scunci brand no-damage elastics.