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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-18-03 08:15 AM
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"My", she said, "You sure do have some tasty BEET BALLS"


"Why thank you", I replied "I get compliments on my BEET BALLS all the time"

"I can see why, not only are your BEET BALLS beautifully colored I just love having your BEET BALLS in my mouth"

"Well", I said, "How many of these BEET BALLS I have do you think you can fit in your mouth?"

She answered,"Maybe another day but for now I want to enjoy your BEET BALLS individually, one at a time"

"Yes BEET BALLS are good that way. I tried to make sure I always have BEET BALLS for you to enjoy"

"Oh good I think I could have at least one of your BEET BALLS everyday"





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dajabr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-18-03 08:45 AM
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1. Like Alec Baldwin...
I prefer "Schwetty Balls"

:-)
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-18-03 08:55 AM
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2. then she goes
might i chew on your Beet Balls? and you go sure! and she goes can i have a glass of milk to wash down your Beet Balls? and you go......

:D
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-18-03 09:59 AM
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5. ....I go you look so cute with a milk mustache
:bounce:
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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-18-03 09:31 AM
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3. At least they're not hairy!
:evilgrin:
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-18-03 09:58 AM
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4. They should be kept in their own juices
:evilgrin:
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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-18-03 10:05 AM
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6. I perfer them
pickled! :evilgrin:

P.S. Who the hell calls them "BEET BALLS"? They've always been just BEETS to me! ROFL!
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myomy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-18-03 01:09 PM
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7. What does a female beet look like?
.
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bif Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-18-03 02:13 PM
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8. Like a donut?
n/t
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-18-03 02:36 PM
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9. It's got lumps and bumps in all the right places
:bounce:
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