Shave And A Haircut...

[arwalden]

[short bus president]

1. two bits? n/t

:shrug:

[Not_Giving_Up]

2. Two bits! n/t

[RevolutionaryActs]

3. 2 bits?

:silly:

[ScreamingMeemie]

Heh! I just got done cutting all of the Grumpy family's hair and I gave

MrG a shave. Funny how you posted this! :hi:

[arwalden]

8. I thought he had a beard....

What does he look like without his beard? Is that just a winter-thing? Now that it's officially spring, the beard goes away?

[ScreamingMeemie]

11. It depends on his mood. Right now, beardless...usually he grows

it back when he gets sick of shaving and then I trim it. He is usually bearded. Here he is without the beard:

[arwalden]

15. Damn, Laura...

And I thought he was hot WITH the beard... he's YUMMY!! You're so lucky! Grrwwwooof! Hubba-hubba! :hi:

[ScreamingMeemie]

18. I kept it big-sized just for you!

;) I could stare at his face for hours and not grow tired. I love his strong jaw and the angles of his face. It's Irish/Italian and Cherokee blended just right!

[arwalden]

26. That's Quite A Mix...

... and I do appreciate the LARGE photo size. You'll understand if I right-click... save-as... mrgrumpy.jpg. Yowza!

[MrScorpio]

4. Two Bits!

[seriousstan]

5. 2 bits

[merwin]

6. $99.50 (Inflation under King George)

[peekaloo]

7. I got a cow with six tits

[bigwillq]

9. Why have I never heard of Two bits?

:shrug:

[arwalden]

10. My Barber Charges $22.00 For A Shave And A Haircut...

$11.00 for each... with a tip, that's $32.00... a bargain for about an hour of relaxation, friendly conversation, and listening to old vets share war stories.

[bigwillq]

13. But where does the two bits come in?

I'm still confused.

Wasn't that a saying "A two-bit haircut" but I never figured out what it meant.

Seriously, I'm this stupid.:crazy:

[arwalden]

16. Two Bits = Twenty Five Cents.

[bigwillq]

19. It does?

I never knew that. Thank you for filling me in.:pals:

[ScreamingMeemie]

22. ...and don't forget psychological help. I could not believe the things

people told me when they sat in my chair. :hi:

[arwalden]

29. Even though I like to chat with my barber, it's also fun to listen-in...

... to other people's conversations. I actually prefer it when there's a bit of a wait. I can grab a worn out magazine or a piece of yesterday's paper and read... or just listen.

[clydefrand]

12. Cause you're a young thang????????????? :-)

[bigwillq]

14. So what does it mean??????

:banghead:

[Kingshakabobo]

17. 2 bits = 25 cents

6 bits = 75 cents

[bigwillq]

20. Ok, so what is a bit?

Where did it originate from?

[peekaloo]

23. .

http://www.geocities.com/fifth_grade_tpes/twobits.html

[bigwillq]

24. LOL! The link says fifth grade!

Was I suppose to learn this in 5th grade??:wow:
:rofl:

[peekaloo]

27. Old World Math

:D

but it was in elementary that we used to sing:

Shave and a haircut, two bits
I got a cow with six tits
Everytime I milk her she s(h)its.

[bigwillq]

28. WOW! Never heard of that song either

Bout time I get out from under that rock

[Kingshakabobo]

25. Learn something new every day on DU. Thanks.

[foxsux]

30. I did not know any of that.

That is really fascinating. I wonder what else we borrow.

[peekaloo]

21. .

http://www.dataflo.net/~mpurintun/Tabs/OldTimeTabs/shave_and_a_haircut.htm

[Historic NY]

31. Shave & a haircut two bits is also the secret knock of the He Man ...

women haters club.......Spanky & Our Gang. ......--

[Doc_Technical]

32. " Get a haircut and get a real job".

http://www.2famouslyrics.com/g/george-thoroughgood/get-a-haircut-and-get-a-real-job.html

[Guy Fawkes]

33. 20 pence.