The Whiskey Priest
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Mon Mar-28-05 10:32 PM
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"The Da Vinci Code" reveals another secret. |
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FOX NEWS March 29, 2005:
Biblical scholars announced today that with the code presented in Dan Brown’s run-away best seller, The Da Vinci Code, they have broken a code within Paul’s writing in Thessolians chapters 4 through 6.
The code-breakers used repeated and symbiotic vowel substitution with a rearrangement of consonants to mimic Coptic dialectic.
The results were:
Thessolians 4 – 6
Verily shall he that walks with thee find peace. = D Moreover my brothers let us flee this place….....= E Take up thy staff and follow the way………….........= L He looked not upon riches……………………............... = A Feel not the pain but look to the salvation……....= Y With joy do we greet thee brother……………...........= I The well gives not sweet water…………………............= S And they did feast beside the road……………..........= A The strength is within thy prays…………………..........= N Find not that which thou seek through prayer…....= A Do not throw the good after the bad…………….........= S Did they then go up unto the mount……………..........= S With weep did they bring forth the lamb……….......= H I call upon all to pick up the burden and follow.= O Let the stillness of joy fill your troubles…………..= L Depart not from the word, but let it lead thee…..= E
The scholars were checking the resulting message and feel confident that it will prove to be valid and prophetic.
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Mon Mar-28-05 10:37 PM
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1. What can ya say to that |
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Mon Mar-28-05 10:38 PM
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2. I was about to freak out... |
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That freaking book is Fiction! I don't get why everyone is freaking out about it. Duckie
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Mon Mar-28-05 10:39 PM
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:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
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Mon Mar-28-05 10:41 PM
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4. From the gods' mouth...to your ear..... |
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Mon Mar-28-05 11:05 PM
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Most fox news is to their ear and our their rear. Excuse me.
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Mon Mar-28-05 11:07 PM
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6. Rather like cutting the cheese???? |
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To use the polite expression. Which is rare for me. But I am thinking of the triplets' delicate ears right now...they are a mere four years old.
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Mon Mar-28-05 11:11 PM
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Edited on Mon Mar-28-05 11:11 PM by chimpsrsmarter
you need to send that to the onion.
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