I guarantee this will offend someone...

[Baclava]

She said / He said

HER SIDE OF THE STORY

My husband was in an odd mood Saturday night. We planned to meet at a café for a drink. I spent the afternoon shopping with the girls and I thought it might have been my fault because I was a bit later than I promised but he didn't say anything about it. I don't remember doing anything to make him upset, but I could tell there was something wrong.

The conversation was quite slow going so I thought we should go off to someplace intimate so we could talk more privately. We went to this restaurant and he was STILL acting a bit funny. I was getting really worried, what did I do? What was bothering him? Was he mad at me?

I tried to cheer him up, but started to wonder what was bothering him. Was it me or something else? I asked him if he was upset with me, he said no. But I wasn't really sure. In the car on the way back home, I said that I loved him deeply and he just put his arm around me. I didn't know what the heck that meant because, you know, he didn't say it back or anything.

We finally got back home and I was wondering if he was going to leave me! So I tried to get him to talk but he just switched on the TV. Reluctantly, I said I was going to go to bed. Then after about 10 minutes, he joined me and to my surprise, we made love. But, he still seemed really distracted, so afterwards I wanted to confront him but didn't, so I just cried myself to sleep. I just don't know what to do anymore. I mean, I really think he's seeing someone else.

HIS SIDE OF THE STORY

Played badly today shot 97, ninety fucking seven! Can't make a putt to save my pathetic life! Stevie Fucking Wonder in golf spikes. Dammit.

Got laid though.

[LynzM]

1. LMAO

I can't be offended because it's too damn true!

[Dookus]

2. lol

I have to say, it's pretty true.

[illini]

3. Very Nice Ha!

NT

[mike_c]

4. LOL!

:spray:

[KitchenWitch]

5. LOL