I'm Dick Cheney. Ask me anything.

[elshiva]

[Not_Giving_Up]

1. Where the fuck are you?

Just wondering!

[Goathead]

6. Here:

http://www.globalsecurity.org/wmd/facility/mt_weather.htm

[elshiva]

8. In an oil barrel.

[MrScorpio]

2. How does your circulatory system work with out a heart?

I always wondered about that

[elshiva]

10. I'm an alien.

[Goathead]

3. Fuck you, asshole.

Sorry, didn't phrase it in the form of a question. What is "Fuck you Asshole"?

[ztn]

11. god, where do I start????

:mad: :puke: :grr:

[Cannikin]

4. Is it true you are an oil-fueled cyborg?

[elshiva]

17. YES YOU GOT IT! DING! DING!

AND the boy gets a beer!:beer: :beer:

[7th_Sephiroth]

5. cant get that energy deregulation passed now

that kenny boy got busted, can ya?

[AlCzervik]

7. any chance of you having a cardiac episode soon?

and i mean one that really counts you know.

[elshiva]

15. Are you sure you want that, though? Then W would

become president.

[Dave Reynolds]

9. Hi, Dick!

Should I go fuck myself now?

Please please pleeeeeease can I can I can I?:freak:

[elshiva]

13. I wish I could see Leahy fuck himself.

That's really why I said that. I have such a crush on old Pat. What a dreamboat!:loveya:

[patrice]

12. How does it feel to be the one person on Earth

who may in fact be hated MORE than W?

[Guy Fawkes]

14. Hey dick, why don't they call you Richard?

[elshiva]

18. Because I'm a dick.

[samplegirl]

16. do you believe in hell

you sleuthing bastard

[elshiva]

21. Yes, I believe that all ya Dimocraps are going to Hell!

Ha! (slobbers into suit like I did during the VP debate)

[tinfoilinfor2005]

19. Is Lynn's penis bigger than yours?

[elshiva]

31. NO SEX THREADS!

[Floogeldy]

20. Your wife wrote a lesbian book. Your daughter is a lesbian.

Tell me, Dick, how does it feel to know that you made the women closest to you in your life dislike men?

Thanks, Dick.

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[elshiva]

22. Can't answer that! No sex threads!

[Floogeldy]

23. Oh yeah

I forgot!

B-)

[Maat]

24. How can you look at yourself in the mirror after sending our ..

young adults to die so that you could make a big bucks? And in view of the fact that you killed 100,000 non-combatant Iraqis?

Have you no conscience?

(Hey, Elshiva; this is a great thread. These are just things I would really want to ask him.)

[elshiva]

27. I love bathing in oil, that's why!

When I'm not, I like to swim in the money like Scrooge McDuck.

[bearfan454]

25. Why did you order planes shot down on 9/11 killing innocent Americans ?

You and your entire crew are greedy fucking monsters. I hope you burn in hell for all of eternity.

[Jack Rabbit]

26. Mr. Cheney, how much do you expect personally to net from the Iraq War?

And can we believe a word you say?

[elshiva]

28. About $6,749,572,034.52. Trust me.

[sakabatou]

29. Has anyone called you "Trickey Dick"?

[elshiva]

30. No, just Dicky Dick.

[sakabatou]

32. Any story behind it?