WillPitt needs a lap dance.

[Ellen Forradalom]

He wants some advice.

[Not_Giving_Up]

1. Texas has a three foot rule

Sorry Will :evilgrin:

[RevolutionaryActs]

2. *snicker*

[ScreamingMeemie]

Will's on his own.

:P

[MrScorpio]

3. Maryland or the FL Panhandle

Trust me

[7th_Sephiroth]

5. oh hell yeah

i was at aerty's angels the night that football coach had that wild night

[TroubleMan]

16. I can second that on Maryland

Exit 15a off the beltway.....the afterparties were....mmmmm....can't say that stuff here.

[WilliamPitt]

4. I...don't know how to respond to this.

Sat and stared at my screen for two minutes.

I have no response.

[LynzM]

7. LMAO

I'm impressed... someone managed to tongue-tie you!

[Dave Reynolds]

9. Possible responses:

1. Skin to win.

2. Could you polish my glasses with that?

3. I like it when my face feels like a glazed donut.

Hope I have been of some assistance.

[AwakeAtLast]

10. 4.

"I've got glitter where?"

:evilgrin:

This is toooo funny! :D

[Dave Reynolds]

13. I can't remember where,

but I have heard glitter called "stripper dust".

Cracks me up.

[Wonk]

14. Don't you just love spinoff threads from the peanut gallery?

/just a comment from the peanut gallery

[KitchenWitch]

6. Holy shit

You BROKE WillPitt...he is speechless.

[Ellen Forradalom]

8. And all the King's horses, and all the king's men

Couldn't put WillPitt together again.

A lap dance might help, though.

[sundog]

11. bwahaha

[Not_Giving_Up]

12. Fix him!

I like Will talking!

[kedrys]

15. Wow...Ellen 1, Will 0

There's something you don't see every day... :D

[Ellen Forradalom]

17. I want my statuette

When's the award dinner?

[KitchenWitch]

18. Will you be having the beef, chicken, fish, or the vegetarian entree

[Not_Giving_Up]

19. I love it!

Will there be bunny suits involved?

[Ellen Forradalom]

22. Sure will

I present to you the WillPitt Lap Dance and Statuette Presenting Brigade:

[kedrys]

21. That has a bodaciousness coefficient of about 11.2 :)

Much better than the statuette I was going to send

You pick the day/time for dinner, it's your award! :)

[Ellen Forradalom]

23. Gonna be in Boston in April?

I will. Not free Saturday night though, it's Passover seder night.

[Cadence]

20. Is this going to require pasties?

:shrug:

[JVS]

24. Montreal, $10 CDN, plus a gratuity of a loonie or toonie

[EstimatedProphet]

25. Locking

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