JohnKleeb
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Tue Mar-29-05 12:10 AM
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Anyone have anything funny tonight |
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Everything seems so hectic tonight.
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Tue Mar-29-05 12:10 AM
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JohnKleeb
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Tue Mar-29-05 12:11 AM
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4. Thanks man, christ it feels like all is going to hell tonight |
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Tue Mar-29-05 12:11 AM
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Tue Mar-29-05 12:13 AM
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Tue Mar-29-05 12:11 AM
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3. Have you watch Red versus Blue ? |
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Tue Mar-29-05 12:14 AM
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6. no but I'll give it a watch |
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Tue Mar-29-05 12:16 AM
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Lloyd: When I met Mary, I got that old fashioned romantic feeling, where I'd do anything to bone her. Harry: That's a special feeling.
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Tue Mar-29-05 12:17 AM
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8. hahahahaha you remembered I love dumb and dumber |
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I dont remember that line though.
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Tue Mar-29-05 12:25 AM
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Lloyd Christmas: I'm talkin about a place where the beer flows like wine, where the women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talkin about Aspen.
Harry: I don't know Lloyd, the French are assholes.
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Tue Mar-29-05 12:26 AM
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10. When you're trying to pick up girls in a bar, look for a tattoo |
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Edited on Tue Mar-29-05 12:27 AM by jpgray
It's important to know if a girl's capable of making a decision she'll regret later in life.
:D
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Tue Mar-29-05 12:28 AM
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11. Thanks for the word of advice :) |
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Tue Mar-29-05 12:31 AM
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12. My favorite humorous story |
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A guy was walking through the forest when he happened upon a fairly large hole.
Bored, he tossed a peddle in the hole, and was surprised when he didn't hear it hit bottom. Now with his interest piqued, he rolled over a rather large rock and pushed it into the hole and cupped his ear. Again, never heard it hit bottom.
Not far away was a picnic table. The man dragged and pushed the picnic table into the hole, and then leaned down to listen.
At that very moment, a crazed donkey came running out of the bushes, jumped over the man's head, right down the hole.
Still shaken up five minutes later, an old farmer happened by. "Hey mister", the farmer asked, "Have you seen my mule around?"
"It was the damndest thing, the man jibbered. Your mule is crazy. He ran right at me and jumped in this hear big hole."
The farmer stroked his beard a few times and answered, "naw, couldn't have ben my mule. He was tied to a picnic table."
Thank you. Thank you very much.
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Tue Mar-29-05 12:31 AM
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13. www.ebaumsworld.com & www.engrish.com |
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Those two always give me a laugh.
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