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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-29-05 12:10 AM
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Anyone have anything funny tonight
Everything seems so hectic tonight.
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-29-05 12:10 AM
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1. Some good stuff here
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-29-05 12:11 AM
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4. Thanks man, christ it feels like all is going to hell tonight
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-29-05 12:11 AM
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2. WillPitt was silenced
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-29-05 12:13 AM
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5. damn
:)
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Huckebein the Raven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-29-05 12:11 AM
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3. Have you watch Red versus Blue ?
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-29-05 12:14 AM
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6. no but I'll give it a watch
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Cadence Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-29-05 12:16 AM
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7. .
Lloyd: When I met Mary, I got that old fashioned romantic feeling, where I'd do anything to bone her.
Harry: That's a special feeling.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-29-05 12:17 AM
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8. hahahahaha you remembered I love dumb and dumber
I dont remember that line though.
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Cadence Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-29-05 12:25 AM
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9. What about this one?
Lloyd Christmas: I'm talkin about a place where the beer flows like wine, where the women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talkin about Aspen.

Harry: I don't know Lloyd, the French are assholes.
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-29-05 12:26 AM
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10. When you're trying to pick up girls in a bar, look for a tattoo
Edited on Tue Mar-29-05 12:27 AM by jpgray
It's important to know if a girl's capable of making a decision she'll regret later in life.

:D
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-29-05 12:28 AM
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11. Thanks for the word of advice :)
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Yupster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-29-05 12:31 AM
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12. My favorite humorous story
A guy was walking through the forest when he happened upon a fairly large hole.

Bored, he tossed a peddle in the hole, and was surprised when he didn't hear it hit bottom. Now with his interest piqued, he rolled over a rather large rock and pushed it into the hole and cupped his ear. Again, never heard it hit bottom.

Not far away was a picnic table. The man dragged and pushed the picnic table into the hole, and then leaned down to listen.

At that very moment, a crazed donkey came running out of the bushes, jumped over the man's head, right down the hole.

Still shaken up five minutes later, an old farmer happened by. "Hey mister", the farmer asked, "Have you seen my mule around?"

"It was the damndest thing, the man jibbered. Your mule is crazy. He ran right at me and jumped in this hear big hole."

The farmer stroked his beard a few times and answered, "naw, couldn't have ben my mule. He was tied to a picnic table."

Thank you. Thank you very much.


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TroubleMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-29-05 12:31 AM
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13. www.ebaumsworld.com & www.engrish.com

Those two always give me a laugh.
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