Gloat post! I've got a really big one!

[Radical Activist]

I got one of those HUGE biggie cup drinks from the gas station. Its twice the size of my bladder. I love it! When I was walking back to my car from the gas station I saw a couple ladies checking it out. ;)

[CubsFan1982]

1. I almost hit "Alert" on this thread.

:P

[Radical Activist]

3. hehehe I'm sure someone will.

:D

[CubsFan1982]

10. Actually, no, I wouldn't have.

I feel kinda deprived, really, having started to post here AFTER the "fun" was over. Dude, NOBODY coulda stopped me!

[Radical Activist]

28. It was fun.

But it was never explicit. Just thick innuendo. I'm sure I never participated in that though. O8)

[progmom]

2. Hey - I get to use a new smiley!

:rofl:

[kenny blankenship]

4. Oooh post some pictures of it, willya?

Rubbing knees together in anticipation.

[Radical Activist]

13. Here's a pic. Its takes a big gulp to swallow all that down.

[Runcible Spoon]

14. how do you get such a big one down your throat?

I bet you have to relax and remember to breathe out your nose. I learned that in grade school :evilgrin:

[Radical Activist]

21. That reminds me of yet another classic movie line.

From Fight Club. But it can't be repeated in the lounge.

[Runcible Spoon]

29. well I'll say it!

Marla: "I haven't been f&#*@% like that s#&!^ g#&!^ s^!%)*"

[Heidi]

16. Man, I miss those!

I used to start every work day with a Big Gulp full of Mountain Dew. I'm sure I'm healthier without it, but that doesn't mean I don't occasionally miss it!

[kenny blankenship]

22. Hey, we got allll night.

So let's pace ourselves.
That's kind of ..umm...an unusual shape...have you ever shown it to a plastic surgeon?
They can do amazing things these days.

[Dave Reynolds]

5. Is it exactly twice the size of your bladder?

How does one measure it? Would it be half full or half empty?

:silly:

[Runcible Spoon]

6. I bet the straw is really long, too!

my how would I get my lips around such a big straw?

[Radical Activist]

11. Its just like whistling.

Just put your lips together and blow.

[FreedomAngel82]

47. LOL

Oh that's too much. :blush: :rofl:

[RevolutionaryActs]

7. God damn it! LOL!

I love you. :loveya:

[Radical Activist]

9. You just want me for my big

cup. ;)

[RevolutionaryActs]

12. We need a smiley that cries with laughter.. I mean really.

:rofl:

[Radical Activist]

15. All I'm saying is that THIS is how you do a copycat thread.

hehe

[RevolutionaryActs]

17. Yup, yup.

You saw I'm on the greatest page right? Right? :P

I'm proud of myself. Is that wrong? :shrug:

[Radical Activist]

19. Yes, that's awesome.

You don't make very serious posts that often, so you really make it worth it when you do. Cool post.

[RevolutionaryActs]

20. Thanks.

That's how I am, silly most of the time, but when I am serious I make sure it's good. :P


I've always been afraid to post things like that though, but now that I have little validation, I might post things like that a little more often. :shrug:

[Ellen Forradalom]

8. I'm not saying anything.

Not getting any more threads locked tonight.

[Radical Activist]

18. You're already at the scene of the crime

hehe

[Ellen Forradalom]

76. That's sure to attract the mods' attention right there

I can't possibly be up to any good, you know.

[Radical Activist]

23. Ok, who were the jokers that nominated this for the Greatest page?!

Its only funny in context of being a copycat thread! :banghead:

[RevolutionaryActs]

24. *cough*

I'm sure I didn't do that................................ :hide:

[Radical Activist]

25. uh huh

:spank:

[RevolutionaryActs]

27. Uncle RA.

If you're going to do that, at least let me get my skirt one first. :o

[Radical Activist]

30. Now you're talkin!

wooh! :evilgrin:

[JohnKleeb]

32. Did I hear skirt?

[Runcible Spoon]

34. hey where's kleeb with the twizzlers?

:shrug: i head he was gonna put on his prettiest dress tonight!

[RevolutionaryActs]

36. Dunno, he best get here soon though.

:evilgrin:

[Runcible Spoon]

37. I KNOW! My skirt is clean and everything.

what's he planning on wearing?

[JohnKleeb]

38. oh there you are

I am wearing the Scarlett O'Hara dress, I decided to go southern.

[Runcible Spoon]

40. You're just READY to be abused by Northern Aggression!

well, I'm from NY..that's pretty North!

[JohnKleeb]

42. I will remind you that the south nearly won

and that my family is from Pennsylvania, I only went with Scarlett O'Hara because i got it for 99% off.

[Runcible Spoon]

46. heehee. 100% off because..

it came from Rev Acts' closet!

[JohnKleeb]

48. Of course

I borrow all her clothes ;). AFTER ALL SHE IS ONLY AN INCH SHORTER THAN ME.

[JohnKleeb]

26. Oh yeah

:hide:

[Mr_Spock]

31. Oh, this is a copycat thread?

I saw in on the "Greatest" page - it was so big it caught my eye :D

[Radical Activist]

35. heheheh

good one.

Yes there were two other Gloat threads first.

[samplegirl]

33. Nah!

they were just hoping you dont live to far away or get to many
red lights on your way home.

[JohnKleeb]

39. Where the hell aer you guys?

[Runcible Spoon]

41. HAHAHAHHA!

i thought you were holding out for watermelon flavor? Rev Acts, show Kleeb what we do to boys when they wear our clothes...

[JohnKleeb]

43. I realized there was no such thing

:(.

[Runcible Spoon]

44. DAMMIT

well I'm not going to subject senstive parts of my anatomy to GENERIC BRAND! :grr: well "original red" flavor will do...

[JohnKleeb]

45. At least I got some ma'am

Where the hell is she? I want to know my punishment.

[Runcible Spoon]

49. don't Ma'am me punk!

I'm only 25!!!!!

[JohnKleeb]

51. Common southern courtsey!

I'll ma'am on you if I want.

[Runcible Spoon]

52. listen here you little chitlin!

don't make me go Co Liberal on your ass! :evilgrin:

[JohnKleeb]

53. if you CoLiberal on my ass

I'll scream Woody Allen and Kristie Alley's love child is attacking me!

[Runcible Spoon]

54. **shudder**

only you could conjure up such a creature! DEVIL GET THEE BEHIND!

[JohnKleeb]

55. I call it "Kristie Allen"

*puts on Wagner's Ride of Valkeries*

[RevolutionaryActs]

56. I think it's time for your bitch slapping.

:P

:spank:

[JohnKleeb]

57. I am surprised you havent punished me for stealing your dresses

Kitty Kat.

[RevolutionaryActs]

58. I don't mind, I like to share clothes.

:P


Now for calling me Kitty Kat... :spank:

[JohnKleeb]

59. I still dont know why you had Scarlet O'Hara's dress

:shrug:

[RevolutionaryActs]

60. Well, I saw it in a window and I just had, to have it.

You've seen the old Carol Burnett shows.. uh right? x(

[JohnKleeb]

61. No does that mean I get another spanking?

[RevolutionaryActs]

62. Damn it boy!

We need to get you some learnin!

:spank:

[Runcible Spoon]

65. c'mon Rev Acts!

show him how the NUNS do it!

[RevolutionaryActs]

67. LOL! You mean with these?

Mmmm ruler, my old friend. :evilgrin:

[Runcible Spoon]

68. don;t show that to the boys!

tehy might get low self esteem! :evilfrown:

[RevolutionaryActs]

69. Oops. You're right.

Think this one is better?

[Runcible Spoon]

71. *SPANK*

you are soo bad! :evilgrin:

[JohnKleeb]

73. I wanna be bad :(

[JohnKleeb]

70. oooooooooooooh yes

[Runcible Spoon]

74. Rev Acts, is Uncle RA being mean to you?

just let me know and I'll take care of it!

[Radical Activist]

75. Oh yeah

Just what do you think you're going to do?

[JohnKleeb]

50. nm

[WindRavenX]

63. how do you drink it all?

Seriously, I am curious.

[Runcible Spoon]

64. the only problem I forsee is the bladder to cup ration...

it's not anatomically posible to down that in one trip...

[Radical Activist]

66. Hey! There you are!

I've missed you posting lately.

You really have to take your time. It helps to grip it with both hands and wrap your tongue around the straw.

[malmapus]

72. For a second I thought you were talking about "The Oasis"

Never had it myself saw a guy carrying it, thing is about as big as an SUV!! I don't even know how much soda was in it hahaha