Celebrity Deathmatch: System Of A Down vs. Godsmack

[SmileyBoy]

In this corner, we have...



And in this corner, we have...



Who would win (by killing the other)??

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[Guy Fawkes]

1. Didn't that get canceled long ago?

[SmileyBoy]

2. Yeah, but I'm resurrecting it.

:evilgrin:

[realisticphish]

3. going by physical elements

i'd say SOAD. they have the look of people who would go apeshit on you in a fight, where as godsmack looks *again "looks"* kind of like a group of poser frat boys.

in reality, godsmack, since SOAD are all pacifists

[sasquatch]

4. When in doubt go with the Armenians

:)

[CanuckAmok]

5. SoaD would kick ass.

First they'd dazzle Gocsmack with some fancy politically-charged lyrical footwork, then they'd break out the poolcues.

If any members of Godsmack were still standing, SoaD would knock them silly by confusing them with lyrics like these:

Wired were the eyes of a horse on a jet pilot
One that smiled when he flew over the bay
Wired were the eyes of a horse on a jet pilot
One that smiled when he flew over the bay
My horse is a shackled old man
His, his remorse, was that he couldn't survey
the skes, right before
right before they went gray
my horse and my remorse
flying over a great bay
Wired were the eyes of a horse on a jet pilot
One that smiled when he flew over the bay
Wired were the eyes of a horse on a jet pilot
One that smiled when he flew over the bay
My source is the source of all creation
Her, discourse, is that we all don't survey
The skies, right before
Right before they go gray
My source, and my remorse
Flying over a great bay
Wired were the eyes of a horse on a jet pilot
One that smiled when he flew over the bay
Wired were the eyes of a horse on a jet pilot
One that smiled when he flew over the bay
Where were the eyes of a horse on a jet pilot
One that smiled when he flew over the bay
Where were the eyes of a horse on a jet pilot
One that smiled when he flew over the bay
Where were the eyes of a horse on a jet pilot
One that smiled when he flew over the bay
Where were the eyes of a horse on a jet pilot
One that smiled when he flew over the bay
Where were the eyes of a horse on a jet pilot
One that smiled when he flew over the bay
Where were the eyes of a horse on a jet pilot
One that smiled when he flew over the bay




DING DING DING! WE HAVE A K.O.!

[SmileyBoy]

6. And Godsmack still sucks!!!

:evilgrin:

[CanuckAmok]

7. Yeah.

I always think of Godsmack in an imaginary scene from Clerks, in which they go in to Dante's store to buy beer and eggs, and Olaf and Randall beat the shit out of them.



http://www.viewaskew.com/clerks/qt.html

[SmileyBoy]

8. I LOVED that movie!!!

I'm gonna rent it again this weekend...