CanuckAmok
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Tue Mar-29-05 02:12 AM
Original message |
|
Jay: Oh, look who it is. The fuck'n human vacuum.
Girl: Scumbag. What are you doing?
Jay: Nothing. Just hanging out with Silent Bob and his cousin.
Girl: He's your cousin?
Jay: Yeah, and he's from Russia too.
Girl: No way. What part of Russia?
Jay: I don't fucking know. Do I look like his fucking biographer? Olaf, what part of Russia are you from?
Olaf: Moscow.
Girl: He only speaks Russian?
Jay: Na, he speaks some English, but he can't not speak it good like we do.
Girl: Is he staying here?
Jay: Na, he's moving to the big city this week. He wants to be a metal singer.
Girl: No way!
Jay: Swear. Olaf, metal! That's his fucking metal face. Olaf, girl nice?
Olaf: Skrelnick.
Jay: That's fucked up, man.
Girl: What did he say?
Jay: I don't know man, but this guy is a character.
Girl: He really wants to play metal?
Jay: Yeah, he's got his own band in Moscow. It's called "Fuck Your Yankee Blue Jeans" or something like that.
Girl: That doesn't sound metal.
Jay: You gotta hear him sing. Olaf, "Berserker!" Come on, man, "Berserker!"
Girl: Does he sing in English or Russian?
Jay: In English. Come on, "Berserker!" Girls think sexy.
Olaf: Da. Da.
Jay: Oh watch wait he's gonna sing it. Watch this is too funny.
Olaf: MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK BERSERKER!
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK? BERSERKER!
Jay: That's fucking funny, man!
Girl: Did he just say "making fuck?"
|
| JVS
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Tue Mar-29-05 02:14 AM
Response to Original message |
|
Olaf is a Norwegian name!
|
| CanuckAmok
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Tue Mar-29-05 02:16 AM
Response to Reply #1 |
| 2. I know, but it is Olaf in the movie. |
|
What the hell would Kevin Smith know about Norway?!
|
| JVS
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Tue Mar-29-05 02:16 AM
Response to Reply #2 |
| 3. I remember him being called Oleg |
| CanuckAmok
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Tue Mar-29-05 02:18 AM
Response to Reply #3 |
|
:crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:
|
| JVS
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Tue Mar-29-05 02:18 AM
Response to Reply #4 |
| 5. That has NOTHING to do with the issue at hand! |
| CanuckAmok
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Tue Mar-29-05 02:20 AM
Response to Reply #5 |
| 7. Hey, do you want to borrow this hat, to complete your persona? |
| progressor
(116 posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Tue Mar-29-05 02:18 AM
Response to Original message |
|
Originally by "Love Among Freaks"
My love for you is like a truck, Berserker
Would you like some making fuck, Berserker
My love for you is like a rock, Berserker
The Berserker is just so obscene
Likes evil people you know what I mean
He takes your soul and then just rips you apart
He'll steal your heart
Would you like to smoke some pot, Berserker
My love for you is ticking clock, Berserker
Would you like to suck my cock, Berserker
Would you like some making fuck, Berserker
Kevin Smith may be a self-fellating hack of a director, but he can write some funny dialogue.
|
| CanuckAmok
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Tue Mar-29-05 02:28 AM
Response to Reply #6 |
| 8. Self-fellating, you say? |
|
Randal: An embolism in a pool.
Dante: An embarrassing way to die.
Randal: That's nothing compared to how my cousin Walter died.
Dante: How'd he die?
Randal: He broke his neck.
Dante: That's embarrassing?
Randal: He broke his neck trying to suck his own dick.
|
| punpirate
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Tue Mar-29-05 03:38 AM
Response to Original message |
|
... I thought this thread was going to be about e.e. cummings.... :P
|
DU
AdBot (1000+ posts)     |
Wed May 01st 2024, 01:07 AM
Response to Original message |
Printer-friendly format
Email this thread to a friend
Bookmark this thread
