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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-29-05 08:19 AM
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Couple See Image Of Jesus In Wood Grain Of Old Door
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CANTON, Ohio -- On Easter night, a Stark County, Ohio, family found religious encouragement from what would normally be a very ordinary object.



Dennis and Deana Florea believe that the wood grain of an old door displays an image of Jesus.

Dennis is a professional forensic investigator, and it has taken 30 years for him to speak out about what he sees when he looks at the piece of an old door.

http://www.wftv.com/irresistible/4323640/detail.html
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meegbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-29-05 08:21 AM
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1. Looks more like an owl to me ...
but I'm a heathen, so I may not be the best person to make this call.
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mhr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-29-05 08:22 AM
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2. Life For Fundies Must Be Very Hard Since They Seek And Need Affirmation
At every turn!
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-29-05 08:23 AM
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3. Maybe it's an image of the guy who built the cabinet.
Maybe he's just screwing with them.
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SheepyMcSheepster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-29-05 08:23 AM
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4. what's she covering up?
his "Big Johnson" T-shirt?
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expatriot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-29-05 08:26 AM
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7. I was going to say
"My dad executed me and sent me to hell for three days and all I got was this lousy t-shirt."
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wickywom Donating Member (383 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-29-05 08:25 AM
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5. Could you imagine..
if they took acid...
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punpirate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-29-05 08:26 AM
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6. So, from the photo...
... I can only conclude that Jesus is a conehead with a rather small conical penis on his forehead.... :)
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-29-05 08:27 AM
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8. The devil was in the grain of my bedroom door when I was a kid.
Wonder what that means.
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Benhurst Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-29-05 08:28 AM
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9. Ignorant fools. Don't they recognize
Johnny Appleseed when they see him?
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MADem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-29-05 08:32 AM
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10. How long before those idiots sell the door on EBay?
And how long before a bigger idiot buys it?

That looks like the Harry Potter Wizard to me!

Or could it be....SAAATAN?????

The devil is in the details, I reckon!
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Solly Mack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-29-05 08:38 AM
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11. 30 years, huh?
just waiting for the right time no doubt...
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Demit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-29-05 08:41 AM
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12. What exactly is the significance of seeing pictures of religious figures
in mundane objects? Do these people really believe that God is trying to tell them something? Wouldn't an all-powerful being have better communication skills than that?

What do they think would be God's purpose in creating these supposed likenesses of Himself in things like woodgrain? Do they ever say?
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-29-05 08:48 AM
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13. Looks like "Predator" to me.
Edited on Tue Mar-29-05 08:49 AM by Misunderestimator
:shrug:

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