TWO great Easter Top Ten lists

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Top Ten Signs You've Hired A Bad Easter Bunny

http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/archive/ls_topten_archive2005/ls_topten_archive_20050322.shtml

10. Shows up wearing the costume head and nothing else.

9. Reeks of tequila and Easter egg dye.

8. Immediately asks if he can have Easter off.

6. For an extra 20 bucks, parents can buy an ounce of his special "Easter grass".

5. Only gives the kids candy after they attend his presentation on the time-share condos.

4. Keeps muttering something about "infidels" and "jihad".









Top Ten Things Overheard At The White House Easter Egg Hunt
http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/archive/ls_topten_archive2005/ls_topten_archive_20050328.shtml

10. "Doctor needs to know how much egg dye the President drank."

9. "Instead of eggs, shouldn't we be looking for Osama?"

2. "Should we get a Kosher bunny for the Jewish kids?"