MY TURN by Satan

[underpants]

Been lots of talk lately about what God wants humans to do regarding end-of-life issues, but not much about what I want. So let me clear that up: the only thing which pleases me more than the prospect of tens of thousands of human vegetables hooked up to machines for decades at a time is the spectacle of politicians grandstanding the issue for political gain. But since I already have that, there's really nothing more I can ask for! So thank you's to the Bush brothers, to Tom DeLay, Bill Frist and the gang. Hope to see you all soon at my place.

Satan, a former Archangel of the Lord, resigned to spend more time with his family.






http://www.ironictimes.com/0237-p3.html

[scarletlib]

1. gotta love it!

[sui generis]

2. he's not a bad guy, really. Just had a problem with authority

but then what liberal hasn't?

and gets blamed for fucking EVERYTHING that's wrong with the world. How many people have been killed in the name of satan?

The biggest myth in the myth of christianity is that satan is the evil one. I mean, how many people's wives has he turned into pillars of salt for copping a quick peek at a city that he was raining fucking hell and destruction on?

I'm telling you, he's completely misunderstood.

[underpants]

4. Bad PR

He is working against a whole organization

[progressoid]

5. Too true. He is, after all, one of God's own creations.

My teenage daughter is often a hellion, but I'm not going to banish her for all eterinty for being rebellous. Of course, I'm not omnipotent either (not yet).

[demnan]

3. Good One

n/t

[Aiptasia]

6. I just love

how all of this caving in to the ultra right anti-abortion crowd (yes, the very same people behind this Schaivo nonsense) is coming from the political party that says, "Less Goverment. More state's rights. More State control.."

Well..

Except in matters such as the right to die, abortion, personal freedoms and the freedom of religion.

I love how they made of baby Bush flying home from Crawford to Washington in is PJ's so sign the legislation that would circumvent state's rights and make this a federal matter.

Thank god for checks and balances. We've got to stand up for the courts as this is one of the rare times when Repukes have control of the congress and the presidency at the same time. If the courts fail, or if repukes are allowed to pass laws just willy nilly (as in this case) and circumvent the court system, we're all doomed.

[animuscitizen]

7. Hey Satan-- sounds like you are winning, but...

You are butt ugly, probably from thousands of stressful years being evil. Perhaps you should submit your photo to that show "Extreme Makeover." A brow lift, laser resurfacing, a nose job, horn removal, hair extensions, some caps on those teeth, etc.--you could be a handsome dude.

[sui generis]

8. been there done all of that

you shoulda seen him BEFORE he started. Anyway, he's not urgly. He has character.

[animuscitizen]

11. I'm attracted to ugly-sexy men, but...

Sorry if I'm too graphic--Things like those fangs could get interfere with a lady's pleasurable experience. I would imagine that Satan would have more numbers in his little black book, with at least some minor alterations.

You are right--Satan's character should not be disturbed. But some enhancements would increase his dating pool.

[sui generis]

9. You're going to get in trouble posting pics of Mark McGwire

after years of steroid abuse without his permission.

[sui generis]

10. self delete after spaz attack

[scarletlib]

12. kick