Tacky tacky tacky : Jesus --Lord of the Dance.

elehhhhna

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Tue Mar-29-05 10:54 AM
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Tacky tacky tacky : Jesus --Lord of the Dance.

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BurtWorm

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Tue Mar-29-05 10:57 AM
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1. Do they have Him doing the Lambada?

:applause:

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Aristus

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Tue Mar-29-05 10:57 AM
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2. Ha-VAH, Na-GEE-lah! HAV-VAH, na-GEE-lah!

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chenGOD

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Tue Mar-29-05 10:58 AM
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3. Errr...isn't Jesus touching those kids in a rather....

inappropriate manner in the second picture?

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Tue Mar-29-05 11:00 AM
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Arugula Latte

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Tue Mar-29-05 11:52 AM
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17. Is that a falafel I see?

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Magrittes Pipe

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Tue Mar-29-05 11:57 AM
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19. Jesus loves the little children.

All the children of the world.

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Crankie Avalon

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Tue Mar-29-05 11:02 AM
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5. HOT DAMN!!!...

...Gotta git me one and keep it on the mantel with mah President Reagan commemorative plate.

Does it come with a ceritifcate of authenticity?

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Tue Mar-29-05 11:06 AM
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6. He shoots...

he scores!

"Drop Kick me Jesus Through the Goalposts of Life"

Hmmmmmmmm....

Much more here... http://www.catholicshopper.com/products/inspirational_sport_statues2.html

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Crankie Avalon

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Tue Mar-29-05 11:13 AM
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7. "cathlicshopper.com" ???

You mean these weren't made as a joke by some "blasphemous" smartass?

These are supposed to be for the devout??? :wow:

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Tue Mar-29-05 11:18 AM
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9. Conan O'Brien did a few gag ones

Paintball Jesus, among others.

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Tue Mar-29-05 11:24 AM
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11. Too bad there isn't a "Greco/Roman Wrestling" Jesus.

Edited on Tue Mar-29-05 11:29 AM by D__S

Or boxing or benchrest shooting Jesus statuette. Something like that I would consider buying .

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progressoid

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Tue Mar-29-05 11:17 AM
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8. The golfing one is a little creepy......

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giant_robot

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Tue Mar-29-05 11:23 AM
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10. Bobblehead Jesus is tasteful in comparison...

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AntiCoup2K4

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Tue Mar-29-05 11:25 AM
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12. Not even the Son of God himself is gonna run a basketball court

.....in sandals!

You would think He could get Nike to come up with an Air Jesus design?

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Tue Mar-29-05 11:28 AM
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13. I wonder if sandals make that squeaky sound?

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AntiCoup2K4

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Tue Mar-29-05 11:34 AM
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14. Probably would depend on what the soles are made of

When I was a kid I used to have these sandals where the soles were made out of old tire treads. Those would probably squeak.

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Tue Mar-29-05 11:37 AM
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15. Viet Cong sandals.

At least that's what I remember them as.

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Bullwinkle925

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Tue Mar-29-05 11:50 AM
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16. WHO buys his crap?

Blecchhh.

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LynneSin

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Tue Mar-29-05 11:56 AM
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18. This is Jesus Lord of the Dance

Edited on Tue Mar-29-05 11:56 AM by LynneSin

http://www.jesusdance.org

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Tue Mar-29-05 11:59 AM
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20. He also has his own action figure playset.

http://jesus-action-figure.com/

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Tue Mar-29-05 12:05 PM
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21. mmmmmm....sacrilicious! n/t

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