Man Calls Police After Receiving 'Fecalgram' In The Mail

[matcom]

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CENTER TOWNSHIP | Kenneth Nailleux wasn't happy when he opened a mail package and saw what looked and smelled just like a pile of human excrement.

Nailleux called Porter County police on Friday to report that the "Fecalgram" he received may be related to the harassment he's experienced recently in the neighborhood.

Nailleux, of Wild Rose Court, told police he was involved in the shooting of a cat belonging to his neighbor, Cresley Walker, of Hackney Lane. He told police he has never denied his actions, saying he's had problems with cats attacking the birds that use his feeders.

Since the shooting, Nailleux said he's been the victim of harassment. He also may face legal action, according to police reports.

On Friday, he reported receiving a copy of a Times newspaper article about the shooting, on which was written, "We are watching you, ."

He also reported having received a box of what appeared to be fecal matter. Police said they collected the information off the box and determined what Nailleux received was a fake pile of excrement called a Fecalgram and sold by Fecalgram.com. The cost of the product was listed as $34.95 plus $3.85 for postage.

matcom NOTE: 1600 Pennsylvania Ave anyone? :think:


http://www.thetimesonline.com/articles/2005/03/29/news/porter_county/168a7f8cda1d2efb86256fd3000e4249.txt

[notadmblnd]

1. What a crappy thing to do

I couldn't help it.

[THUNDER HANDS]

2. $35 for fake poo?

I could make my own for free!

...plus the 37-cents for a stamp, but I'd probably hand-deliver it. Something is seriously wrong in this country when people are paying $35 for fake poo.

[CanuckAmok]

6. If you don't support the fake poo industry, the terrorists win.

Why do you hate America?

[davsand]

7. It was SHAM Poo. n/t

[jeff30997]

3. When he opened the package...

The first word he said was: Shit!

[xultar]

4. He shot a CAT. I'd send him a fecalgram weekly. DA BASTARD. n/t

[purr]

9. I agree...

He'd have a flaming bag of poo on his porch nightly and a BB in his rear if he shot my cat. Let the jerk feel what its like.

[parasim]

5. They should have sent him the real thing.

He shot the f'in neighbor's cat!

Why his "harassment" is newsworthy and not the shooting of the cat is beyond me.

[purr]

8. Check on eBay.

Theres a guy selling his dogs poo. He'll send it to your 'victim' and it's completely anonymous. When I saw that I laughed so hard I cried :)

[candle_bright]

10. The guy sounds like a real turd.

It's pretty gross to send pooh or fake pooh, but this guy doesn't get my sympathy!