Nevermind these girls.... ask a WOMAN!

[MissMillie]

:evilgrin:

[Freebird12004]

1. :)

[libhill]

2. Ask a woman

Uh, what, exactly?

[MissMillie]

4. Whatever it is you would "ask a girl" or "ask a Canadian girl" (n/t)

.

[libhill]

10. Can I

come to Canada, huh, can I can I? This country is going down the tubes big time - otherwise, stop the world - I wanna get off.

[MissMillie]

11. I heard a rumor that Canada was closing its border

but I hope you find a way in.

[libhill]

13. Are you serious?

Damn, even the Canadians don't like us. I hope the damned Repukes are happy. They've succeeded in turning the whole damned world against us.

[MissMillie]

14. Actually, I think this "rumor" came from "The Onion"

or some similar source.

[libhill]

15. The rumor came from an onion?

I'm lost in the ozone ---?

[MissMillie]

16. It's a satirical online newspaper

http://www.theonion.com/

[kick-ass-bob]

3. why are you always late?

[MissMillie]

5. I'm never late

unless I'm driving my son somewhere. He takes 20-minute showers and makes me late for everything.

[MemphisTiger]

7. He may not be "showering" if you know what I mean

[MissMillie]

9. I do know what you mean

but I find it hard to believe he's getting much enjoyment in there with me nagging at him to "hurry up"

[Crankie Avalon]

6. When first meeting a woman, do "clothes make the man?"

[MissMillie]

8. somewhat

not clothing labels, but clothes should be clean, fit well, and be neatly pressed.

[kick-ass-bob]

12. neatly pressed?!

yeah - whatever.

:D

[AllegroRondo]

17. Why do women go to the bathroom in packs?

[MissMillie]

18. So that if we accidentally tuck our dress into our pantyhouse,

someone is there to tell us before we walk out and make a fool of ourselves.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

19. And because we like to stand in line!

:sarcasm: