The toe jam thread: Is toe jam useful for anything?

[jswordy]

[Kathy in Cambridge]

1. post padding

[progmom]

3.

:wow:

[kick-ass-bob]

2. They are a nice spicer-upper for

Wendy's chili.

:evilgrin:

[KitchenWitch]

5. Oh Gawds

You are perverted twisted and sick - I love that in a person! :7

[jswordy]

7. K-A-B RULES TODAY! Rules? Not those friggin' RULES AGAIN!

LOL.

[kick-ass-bob]

11. I get on a roll when I'm working on a lack of sleep.

Rolls? mmmmm

toe-jam on rolls....
:9

[jswordy]

14. Can you post a pic of you "getting on a roll" and how...

...do you keep it from crushing? Is it your martial arts training?

[kick-ass-bob]

15. you are very astute, grasshopper.

One can only learn these secrets through time and training.

not on a roll - but how to roll.....

[jswordy]

19. Looks like you got ripped off on that oregano, Bob! LOL

[KamaAina]

"Toe jam? Can I have some on my muffin, Mr. Cheney?"

Uh, I don't think so, Georgie. How about a nice pretzel? :evilgrin:

[fertilizeonarbusto]

4. Chimpy

smokes it before every press conference, after the twins have substituted it for the hash they stole from his stash.

[MuseRider]

6. It is one of my

Labradors favorite treats! Seriously, ask my sons.

[jswordy]

9. LOL! That MAY be too much information! LOL!

How do they feed it? On crackers????

[MuseRider]

16. Nope he is a

confirmed foot/toe licker. There is never a chance to make a spread out of it.

[jswordy]

22. AHA! A FETISH! Is this like the talking gorilla's nipple fetish? HUH?

[MuseRider]

24. Hmmmm

I don't know about that one. I know about talking gorillas and I know about nipple fetish (or so I have heard) but a talking gorilla nipple fetish? Nope, can't say that I am familiar with that.

[jswordy]

25. Where ya been? Here ya go....

http://www.thetartan.com/vnews/display.v/ART/2005/03/01/4224a6dac6184

[MuseRider]

26. OMG (this makes 2xs today I have used that!)

You were serious!

[Brewman_Jax]

8. Goes great with...

peanut butter, of course!

[jswordy]

12. It would seem to me, and I am taking a risk here...

...that it would take an inordinately LONG time to accumulate enough T.J. (that is the hip slang name for it) to truly season the taste of peanut butter.

In the developed world, T.J. is a rare and valuable commodity, except among the unwashed of the Third World, which is why there is a huge T.J. smuggling ring, and Bush is coming out with a War on Toe Jam as we speak! People have been enslaved as T.J. producers, forced to pick their toes daily for PROFIT!

THIS WILL NOT STAND (and neither can they)!!!!!

[MuseRider]

17. Remember the hair ball scheme

on Ren and Stimpy?

[Brewman_Jax]

18. That's why he's trying to corner the toe-jam market!

so Bush* can have his peanut butter and toe-jam sandwiches ANYTIME HE WANTS! And he and his rich contributors will have another source of income--toe-jam profits, just like they're doing with oil!

I see that you get it! :rofl:

[jswordy]

23. EXACTLY! Soon we will be at war with the toe-jam producing...

...regions, but it will NOT be a war about toe jam, it will be a war of LIBERATION!

ROFLMAO!

[tsakshaug]

10. toe-jam football?

[underpants]

13. Their first album was great

Since then...eh

[jswordy]

20. I prefer Barefoot Jerry, myself. AWESOME! n/t

[Mr.Green93]

21. It's good

as a booger dip.