Hormones suck ass.

[RevolutionaryActs]

Yup. They do.


I'm listening to I'll Be Seeing You by Billie Holiday, and I'm on the verge of tears, now my music thing is play Over the Rainbow by Israel Kamakawiwo'ole. Yup more tears. :wtf:


Hormones suck. x(

[LynneSin]

1. My hormones forced me to eat this big bag of Chocolate Covered raisens....

...chocolate is the best pain reliever in the world for certain symptons

[progmom]

2. Now you've done it.

Where did those chocolate eggs go....?

[RevolutionaryActs]

3. Aye, I ate chococlate on Sunday.

And Monday. :silly:

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

4. My fiancee is why I built a bomb shelter.

Once a month I find myself hiding for dear life. :hide:

[RevolutionaryActs]

5. LOL!

:rofl:

[AlCzervik]

6. my husband tell that PMS actually means....

Punish Michael severely-and Mikey's right!

[jswordy]

7. Uh...I am on the opposite end of hormones.

1.) Wifie will throw off the covers and say, "Man, it is HOT in here."

2.) So I goes to work the next morning, and coworker next cube over says right off, "Man, is it HOT in here!"

Me? I'm freezin' my ass off, and trying to figure out how we could use that heat perception to save energy in this country!

[RevolutionaryActs]

8. hahahahahaha!

That's a good idea... :o

[movie_girl99]

12. my husband wants to buy

one of those cars with climate control for each side because I'm always hot and he being bald, is always cold.

[jswordy]

14. Soooo, you say yer a hottie, eh????

[movie_girl99]

16. lol..yeah i guess one could say that n/t

[stellanoir]

9. take what you are feeling now

and multiply it by about 20,000 and that's what you'll feel when you hit your alleged sexual prime (mid to late 30's to mid 40's-varies wildly).

No joke. It can be fun at times though.

There is truly no intoxicant that gets one higher or lower than hormones.

Get used to it and hang in there.

[RevolutionaryActs]

10. Don't tell me that.

You poopyhead. :silly:

[stellanoir]

18. please don't call me

a "poopyhead" for merely trying to give you some simple advice regarding an issue that I've droves of evidence to verify.

Just try to flow with this stuff or believe me, you may just do something regretable later.

That's simply what happens when one represses one's natural inclination.

[tigereye]

22. I like those hormones!

they have been a lot of fun the last several years!

[yorkiemommie1]

11. a jar of Nutella and a jar of peanut butter

i scooped a bit of each on a spoon and had that for dessert.

i'm desperate. menopausal ( mean-o-pausal ) and desperate.

[RevolutionaryActs]

13. Aww I'm sorry

:hug:

[yorkiemommie1]

17. just desperate for dessert! lol

menopause actually has been very very mild for me.

not taking anything for it except cookies and the occasional dark chocolate.

[jswordy]

15. Anybody who tells ya it is men-o-pause is wrong. Freed of possibly...

...becoming preggers and also much more assertive and in control, menopausal women can be real sex machines!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

(Uh, unfortunately, we men are about 40 years past our prime by then. Not tonight, honey, I still have a pulled back muscle from YESTERDAY! LOL. And when we DO do it again, let's not use the kitchen table, OK?)

[CaliforniaPeggy]

19. Oh my dear jswordy,

You have got it exactly right! LOLOLOL You made me laugh out loud just now! Words fail me...

:rofl:

[Bouncy Ball]

20. Yeah something weird is happening to me as I approach

my mid-30s and it ain't menopause.

Whatever it is, Mr. Bouncy isn't complaining.

:shrug:

[bertha katzenengel]

21. Thermonuclear hot flashes.

Why the bloody hell didn't they just yank my ovaries, too?!

Yep. Hormones suck.

BTW, I think that is the BEST version of "Over the Rainbow" ever recorded.