OH NOOOO! OH SHIT! OH DAMN!! OH...

[Rabbit of Caerbannog]

FUCK!!!

I just remembered today is my 13th wedding anniversary! OH SHIT! OH DAMN!!!

I am SO WAY FUCKED if I don't come up with something before leaving work today.

Oh jeez I'm such an dickhead sometimes - HELP ME PLEEEAAASE!!!!!!!

What will save me from the proverbial doghouse?

On edit - Sorry for the panic post. She's not a bitch. I'll live

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[Shakespeare]

2. And the morality police check in.

Gee, thanks. :eyes:

[comsymp]

15. I was gonna suggest giving the Nanny the night off

[MissB]

5. BWAHAHAHAHA

That is funny, really.

[crispini]

6. Mommy posts!

:eyes:

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[AlCzervik]

9. Boofuckinghoo

[sinkingfeeling]

13. And every place I go, that has 16 and 17 year olds, the F*** word is

all I hear! LOL

[Debi]

16. Never missed an anniversary?

:eyes:

[Rabbit of Caerbannog]

26. Not till now

[Debi]

39. Oh, not you

the asshole who wrote the first post! Sorry if you thought I was being mean to you :hi:

Read my post below...diamonds, no matter what size, always good!!

[buff2]

17. How do you know what gender this person is?

It doesn't say on the profile,and I don't know any females who call themselves a "dickhead". Chill out.

[MissB]

19. He has apparently chilled all the way out.

[buff2]

37. Good!

:hi:

[BikeWriter]

21. It's gone.

[Barad Simith]

30. I refreshed the page, and that post was deleted

I had no idea I possessed that kind of power

[BikeWriter]

44. You're all powerful! :-)

[Rabbit of Caerbannog]

32. It's back. Just hung up with

spouse (that would be female spouse) informing me Child is sick (again)

Off the hook on the restaurant! "Honey, I planned to surprise you with reservations at... but then Child got sick and all..."

[MissB]

36. Time for flowers, then.

Easy at least.

[buff2]

40. Well.....

then why not bring home some delicious take-out,rent a good movie,put the baby to bed and enjoy the evening. That way you both can check on the baby and be there for him/her if needed.A cozy evening at home...what could be wrong with that? :hi:

[Demit]

27. What female would shop at Victoria's Secret for her husband?

[Tesibria]

31. well -- that's the ONLY way it should happen (imho)

It's one thing for the woman to buy herself an outfit and give herself, dressed up in VS, to her husband.

When a guy buys it (ok - at least the stereotypical VS stuff), it seems he's buying himself a present ...

[Demit]

47. A nice nightie is not exactly crotchless panties, LOL!

I like wearing pretty night things, pretty robes and so forth, just in general. My only problem with VS stuff is that it's not great quality. I have a very demure robe from VS but it's not going to last very long. I think the OP would get more points if he picked up something from Nieman Marcus!

[Tesibria]

58. ah

I agree generally (tho i like some of their stuff) re: VS.

I agree 100% that he'd get more points picking up something from Nordstroms or NM, assuming that's not too extravagant :)

[Rabbit of Caerbannog]

28. Yeah - what He said!

Or she?

I'm purebread American male dickhead

[progmom]

34. I missed it! What did this say?

:shrug:

[BikeWriter]

41. I think it's against the rules to tell.

[Debi]

46. Oh really?

Oops :shrug:

[progmom]

49. can you spell it for me?

or maybe say it in pig latin?

:P

[BikeWriter]

54. Maybe I could whisper it...

[Debi]

45. Didn't appreciate the use of language

and showed concern for the teenage posters.

What a loving soul :loveya:

[progmom]

50. ah.

too bad.

[Debi]

53. Yes, too bad

:spank:

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

3. Find last minute tickets to some event tonight.

Music, theatre, ballet, something's gotta be going on. Find out what, get the tix online, and grab her and go.

[sui generis]

18. yes but does she have anything to wear?

"and what about her hair?" (quoting John Tesh at the summer olympics commenting on Moceanu's skill with the uneven bar)

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

24. call her now and tell her to whip it together for a surprise.

You'd be surprised how fast women can move when a surprise is involved.

[sinkingfeeling]

4. Farm out the kid, and go out to a nice, classy restaurant!

[MissMillie]

8. make a reservation at a nice restaurant

and farm out the kid for the evening.

[Catchawave]

33. Seconded !

Better yet, you line up the babysitter! Take her to a restaurant that doesn't even allow children! Cha-Ching :)

You'll both have a very nice time.

Congratulations!

[MissB]

10. I'd suggest flowers and farming out the kid and going out to dinner

Work hard at it the rest of the day to make it happen.

Oh, and go with roses. Unless roses are hated.

[crispini]

11. Roses are nice! nt

[sui generis]

12. quit posting on DU and get a restaurant rez set up

some flowers, a beautiful sentimental card, and a forget-me-not trinket that she can have with her to remind her how thoughtful and wonderful you are thinking about her all day and all year long.

heh heh heh.

[sandnsea]

14. Farm out kid and BE the stripper! n/t

[sui generis]

23. I've done it before and I'll do it again!

:hi:

[Demit]

20. Victoria's Secret size medium. But get better lingerie than VS if possible

Unless your wife is teeny tiny, medium will be good. And if your wife is actually a large, she'll love you forever for thinking she's smaller.

[Debi]

22. Diamonds!!!!

:dunce: duh!

[Rabbit of Caerbannog]

43. HA! Not in this lifetime

[Debi]

51. CZ

:p

[Tesibria]

25. Other: Reservations

1. Make reseervations somewhere (other than Hooters, please).

2. Soon as they're set, call her and tell her to be ready at ____, you're picking her up.

3. Type up or write out THIRTEEN (13) reasons you love her and are glad she married you.

4. Stick them in a cheesy card you pick up at CVS on the way home.

She'll be putty, baby ... putty in your hands....

[bbernardini]

29. A huge platter of Chik-Fil-A chicken nuggets!

I know *I* would love to receive that.

[Barad Simith]

35. here's what you do:

the minute you walk in the door, start shouting

"OH NOOOO! OH SHIT! OH DAMN!! OH..."

[yewberry]

38. Can you cook?

I know I'm too broke right now to take out the husband, but I can afford a nice dinner at home. Do you know her favorite dinner?

Pick up a card--does she like poetry? I mean the real stuff, not the Hallmark variety. I'd be happy to supply some nonsickening verse if she likes it.

Re the lingerie--I'm not a fan. Generally uncomfortable stuff and more for his pleasure than mine, y'know? And flowers are too generic unless she has a special favorite.

[Rabbit of Caerbannog]

42. Yes I can. And with Sick Child...

Sounds like a winner (and I'll stop being a whiner)

Let's see: Poached salmon, garlic roasted potatoes with rosemary, steamed asparagus with lemon, bottle of light German wine (don't want her falling asleep too early...)

[yewberry]

48. Nice.

Have fun! Happy anniversary!

(And use the good china.)

[Debi]

52. Can I come over?

If you feed me I'll watch the kid :bounce:

[Rabbit of Caerbannog]

55. Absolutely!

You anywhere near Richmond, VA?

[Debi]

56. Um, just a coupl of states Northwest.

I could be there by dawn!

[Rabbit of Caerbannog]

57. DAMN!

Nothing is going my way today! :crazy:

[ScreamingMeemie]

59. Write her a letter, outlining some of the meaningful moments of your

lives together. Tell her how you feel when you see her walk into a room...put your arms around her and give her a huge hug.

:hi: Happy Anniversary.